Profound Thoughts

[Person19960]

Atheism is not a religion. It’s a personal relationship with reality.

Naaaah... you know I'll be a thread-killin villian if I post my own one-liner on this topic or line of thought.

Raelly!

Here is my profound thought, it's about living on the East Coast of the USA:

Even city-dwellers need flood insurance, now.

Ooh, this reminds me of an entirely separate thought an observation I made in 1991:

From the country to the city
Even gay guys like my tidddies

(Note, this is the edited version, my dolls and I are able to use more familiar language )

 

[Gospel]

They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I say, just get in the damn car and drive.

 

[Gospel]

If today is the tomorrow you thought about yesterday, then yesterday you were thinking about today, not tomorrow.

 

[Gospel]

Fear = Fuck Everything And Run

 

[TV and credit cards]

Horses have a particular look about them when they are just standing around in a field. A look of boredom mixed with a little impatience. Like they are waiting for their name to be called. It would not shock me to see one flipping through a copy of Redbook.

 

[steve_bank]

He who live on shore in hurricane zone get feet wet sooner or later.

 

[SLD]

I used to be a people person.

Show

But people ruined it for me.

 

[ideologyhunter]

La navidad apesta.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

Sometimes I like to think about how the ground I'm standing on won't exist one day, and it will just be empty space- I imagine empty space in its place and all around me. It's pretty wild to think about but humbling.

 

[ZiprHead]

Fake boobies taste funny.

 

[Elixir]

When one door closes, another door opens.

... Otherwise, it's a pretty good car.

 

[ZiprHead]

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don’t open it.

It’s spam!

 

[James Brown]

Bertrand Russell on fascists: “First they fascinate the fools. Then, they muzzle the intelligent.”

 

[gmbteach]

quote from FB:

If the electricity goes out, don’t worry, just plug your phone into a candle!

 

[Elixir]

quote from FB:

If the electricity goes out, don’t worry, just plug your phone into a candle!

They should invent a glove wired to a lightning plug, so you could pet your cat and the static electricity could charge your phone.

 

[James Brown]

“You must now practice resenting deaf people” is an odd assignment for the MAGA faithful, but they’ll learn to play along, cultivating and developing the habit until it becomes second-nature, something as reflexive and unthinking as the idea of “welfare queens” or the paradox of “lazy immigrants stealing jobs.”

Resentment vs. Gratitude: From Parking Spaces to ASL

 

[lostone]

Why didn't Tolkien ever write a story about 'good' orcs? Did orcs ever have any personality, any finer feelings, in any of his stories? There had to have ben some orcs at least a little bit less evil than the others. What joy did or could orcs get out of life?

 

[lostone]

The last insane / nut-case emperor Rome had was Elagabalus, who died in 222 AD. Of the other Roman emperors, only Caligula, Nero, and Commodus qualify for that level of incompetence. The barracks emperors, from 235 to 283, were all arguably highly competent men facing tough times. Some of the emperors following Constantine were inept religious fanatics, or weak, but by no means insane. That means only four men in about 500 years fit the usual idea that almost all of the emperors were insane nut-jobs. So why has the idea that most of the emperors or all of the emperors were crazy like Nero gained so much dominance?

 

[Elixir]

So why has the idea that most of the emperors or all of the emperors were crazy like Nero gained so much dominance?

Same reason nobody remembers Jimmy Carter unless he dies or something...

 

[bilby]

A good pilot uses their superior knowledge to avoid situations that require the use of their superior skill. - Frank Borman