Profound Thoughts

[Gospel]

What if there's truly a God, and upon our arrival in heaven, He stands at the gates, exclaiming, 'It was just a prank bro! Everyone's welcome!'

 

[bilby]

What if there's truly a God, and upon our arrival in heaven, He stands at the gates, exclaiming, 'It was just a prank bro! Everyone's welcome!'

That would at least give me something to do with eternity, because in that situation, I would take a very long time to get bored of kicking His divine backside.

 

[Elixir]

I would take a very long time to get bored of kicking His divine backside.

I’m sure He would turn the other cheek.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

His backside might not be divine.

He's not a young man anymore.

 

[Elixir]

Just thinking .... someone here posted that the average number of felony charges to Presidents is 2. But we can't forget that the average number of felony charges against the three most recent Presidents is 30, and TWO OF THEM ARE DEMOCRATS.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

When I die, bury my beloved rubber chicken with me.

 

[SLD]

If you live to 113, do you become a teenager again?

 

[lostone]

tomorrow today will be yesterday

 

[ideologyhunter]

Patty likes to rock 'n' roll; a hotdog makes her lose control.

This has nothing to do with fingertipping.

 

[Swammerdami]

If you live to 113, do you become a teenager again?

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

 

[mudlark]

Water has no taste, but we love to taste it.

 

[Swammerdami]

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

Definition: Teenager = wild with the idea of sex, but not exactly knowing how.

Yeah, that's me.

 

[SLD]

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

Definition: Teenager = wild with the idea of sex, but not exactly knowing how.

Yeah, that's me.

Merde! J’ai oubliez les Francais! C’est moi aussi.

 

[bilby]

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

Definition: Teenager = wild with the idea of sex, but not exactly knowing how.

Yeah, that's me.

Merde! J’ai oubliez les Francais! C’est moi aussi.

Moi aussie.

 

[SLD]

Atheism is not a religion. It’s a personal relationship with reality.

 

[Elixir]

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

Definition: Teenager = wild with the idea of sex, but not exactly knowing how.

Yeah, that's me.

Merde! J’ai oubliez les Francais! C’est moi aussi.

Moi aussie.

Moi même.

 

[ZiprHead]

Live Laugh Love

If that doesn't work...

Load Aim & Fire

 

[ZiprHead]

J'ai soixante-quatorze ans.
I'm a teenager!

Definition: Teenager = wild with the idea of sex, but not exactly knowing how.

Yeah, that's me.

Merde! J’ai oubliez les Francais! C’est moi aussi.

Moi aussie.

Moi même.

You two stop that crazy furiner language. This is Murica. Speak Murican.

 

[ideologyhunter]

The real victimless crime: blasphemy

 

[ideologyhunter]

I dreamed I signed the Magna Carta in my Maidenform Bra.