Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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"After all the sacrifices I've made, they give me this cheezy little medal? It should be YUUUGE, believe me. YUUUUUUGE!!!"

 

[Veritass]

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I never saw a purple heart,
But that should not concern one.
But if I have to choose my part,
I'd rather buy than earn one.

[with apologies to Ogden Nash]

 

[gmbteach]

They give you this medal for being wounded in battle! Well your words in this battle for presidency have wounded me so I deserve it!

 

[angelo]

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My wife earned this medal for service to men!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"I got this for fighting in the Subway Wars of '86. I comb my hair this way to cover my head wound. That explains a lot, doesn't it?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I could donate more money to the Clinton Foundation than Veteran causes, and some person would still give me their Purple Heart. I love you people!

 

[ZiprHead]

"I got this for fighting in the Subway Wars of '86. I comb my hair this way to cover my head wound. That explains a lot, doesn't it?"

The winner!

Take it away HB.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thanks! Turning away from politics:

 

[Thomas II]

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Remember the video...Remember the video......>

 

[angelo]

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I hate to have to Tell you this. But your right testicle is hanging out.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks! Turning away from politics:

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Tell me the wax you use to keep your bum smooth or you'll be soorrrryyy!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks! Turning away from politics:

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"I am a bull. I am a bull. I am a bull."

 

[Atheos]

Hey, before we begin, pull my finger...

 

[Veritass]

Round 67...things are getting tense...OOHH, and it's another tie: both players have selected "rock".

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Winner

Round 67...things are getting tense...OOHH, and it's another tie: both players have selected "rock".

Winner! And I'm still holding out hope for RPS as an Olympic sport.

 

[angelo]

Until sex as a sport is included in the Olympic games, I'm not interested!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Until sex as a sport is included in the Olympic games, I'm not interested!

IIRC, there was a movie about a kind of "sex Olympics". I think it was called "Stiff Competition".

Memory banks are still working fairly well: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128611/

 

[angelo]

The cast member Patty Plenty sounds interesting!

 

[Thomas II]

>24 hour rule...Next picture...

 

[Tigers!]

>24 hour rule...Next picture...

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Mate - make sure the vote is in your hand before you close it.