Caption Contest

[bilby]

Yup, the readings confirm it. Dave had curry for lunch again. Better go sound the evacuation alert.

 

[angelo]

Yes Dave, the alien spaceship landed right here!

 

[Atheos]

Yes, we're here looking to rescue Jim. He was last seen under a desk. He was wearing a white shirt, dungarees, a yellow rubber glove and had an aerosol spray can...

 

[Tigers!]

Don't get too many wrong spots. We have only a few pink flags left.

Looking for MH370

 

[Celldweller]

Alrighty;

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With Breaking Bad as their influence, NASA's next generation of astronauts trained in cooking Meth, in order to fund their asteroid landing project.

 

[Hickdive]

Don't get too many wrong spots. We have only a few pink flags left.

Looking for MH370

Tickled me.

WINNER! new pic please.

 

[Tigers!]

You mean I won! Wow!

First of all I'd like to thank my mum & dad...

 

[bigfield]

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Taken a few seconds after a huntsman crawled across the inside of the cockpit canopy.

 

[Thomas II]

The danger of refried beans...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Unionization of fighter pilots. It means they fly for eight hours - not eight hours and one minute.

 

[Keith&Co.]

My Air Force cousin says the AF is superior to the Navy. None of my submarines have had an eject system to protect the crew, even at the expense of the machine.
I followed a different path for analysis. Not counting combat losses, there are 423 jet planes that have been lost in the ocean. Absolutely no submarines have ever been lost in the sky.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Never flying with that mob again. They could at least have lost some altitude.

 

[Celldweller]

You mean I won! Wow!

First of all I'd like to thank my mum & dad...

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When the flight attendant announced to "please put all electronic devices in airplane mode, tray tables up," they weren't fucking around.

 

[gmbteach]

OH CRAP!! I forgot to make sure the plane was the right way up before I hit EJECT!!!!

 

[bilby]

OK. That's not the button for the cigar lighter then...

 

[Tigers!]

Unionization of fighter pilots. It means they fly for eight hours - not eight hours and one minute.

If they are members of the Australian Pilots Union I can believe it.

Winner
Tom
Hit us with your best (photo) shot

 

[Celldweller]

Unionization of fighter pilots. It means they fly for eight hours - not eight hours and one minute.

If they are members of the Australian Pilots Union I can believe it.

Winner

Tom
Hit us with your best (photo) shot

That was damn funny Tom!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go

 

[Celldweller]

Here we go

"Now, contestant number 5, tell us what you would on YOUR first date with Ms. Kardashian?"

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go

You ain't got a snowballs chance in hell of these here bullets doing only 5km/hour... Ohhh you mean I shoot them at 5K per hour - that's better..