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Why do socks and sandals look so bogan?

Bogan is in the eye of the beholder. I think they look quite chic.

Which brings up a relevant question: How many gradients exist in the International Style Standard between bogan and chic?

Three. Because three constitutes a plane, and you can't argue with that.

My newly designed plane won't fly. Will adding wings help?
 
Bogan is in the eye of the beholder. I think they look quite chic.

Which brings up a relevant question: How many gradients exist in the International Style Standard between bogan and chic?

Three. Because three constitutes a plane, and you can't argue with that.

My newly designed plane won't fly. Will adding wings help?

I dunno; Does Paul McCartney or any of his mates have any aviation design experience?
 
Three. Because three constitutes a plane, and you can't argue with that.

My newly designed plane won't fly. Will adding wings help?

I dunno; Does Paul McCartney or any of his mates have any aviation design experience?

Not sure, but when I asked what you call a dog with wings, I was told "Linda McCartney"
What's up with Yoko Ono?
 
I dunno; Does Paul McCartney or any of his mates have any aviation design experience?

Not sure, but when I asked what you call a dog with wings, I was told "Linda McCartney"
What's up with Yoko Ono?

I would answer that honestly, but then everyone would understand the true nature of the conspiracy.

What color was the yellow Beatles submarine?
 
Not sure, but when I asked what you call a dog with wings, I was told "Linda McCartney"
What's up with Yoko Ono?

I would answer that honestly, but then everyone would understand the true nature of the conspiracy.

What color was the yellow Beatles submarine?

RGB Hexdecimal E8D233

Why is maroon so much better than blue?
 
I would answer that honestly, but then everyone would understand the true nature of the conspiracy.

What color was the yellow Beatles submarine?

RGB Hexdecimal E8D233

Why is maroon so much better than blue?
Because the Maroons know how to play football, and the Blues don't. :D

Why is the difference between royal blue and cobalt blue?
 
The hue. Cobalt is brighter.

What is the PMS number closest to violet red?

Depends on how much you piss her off. And shouldn't that be violent red?
No, there is a violet red (the nicer color) and there is red violet (a bit darker). PMS is Pantone Mixing System

What happens to the song 99 bottles of beer at the end?
 
Depends on how much you piss her off. And shouldn't that be violent red?
No, there is a violet red (the nicer color) and there is red violet (a bit darker). PMS is Pantone Mixing System

What happens to the song 99 bottles of beer at the end?
Change it to '10 in the bed'.

After all, after 99 bottles of beer, isn't is possible to have 10 in a bed?
 
After all, after 99 bottles of beer, isn't is possible to have 10 in a bed?
I've been to parties where four six packs were enough to stack half the party across a mattress like a cord of wood. Sailors are really cheap dates right after 100 days underwater....

Well, American sailors.

Why do Brit and Aussie sailors get to drink underway?
 
After all, after 99 bottles of beer, isn't is possible to have 10 in a bed?
I've been to parties where four six packs were enough to stack half the party across a mattress like a cord of wood. Sailors are really cheap dates right after 100 days underwater....

Well, American sailors.

Why do Brit and Aussie sailors get to drink underway?

Water. We make them walk the plank, hardy har har.

Is it true that Trix are for kids?
 
I've been to parties where four six packs were enough to stack half the party across a mattress like a cord of wood. Sailors are really cheap dates right after 100 days underwater....

Well, American sailors.

Why do Brit and Aussie sailors get to drink underway?

Water. We make them walk the plank, hardy har har.

Is it true that Trix are for kids?

Trix are for Hoes.

Who do Brit and Aussie sailors drink under?
 
Who do Brit and Aussie sailors drink under?
Everyone. They drink everyone under the table, in my experience.

I've seen a Brit sailor drink an American alcoholic into the hospital.



WHen the mind comes forth, who minds the store?
 
Who do Brit and Aussie sailors drink under?
Everyone. They drink everyone under the table, in my experience.

I've seen a Brit sailor drink an American alcoholic into the hospital.



WHen the mind comes forth, who minds the store?

The rear!

Do you know why Brits and Aussies are such great drinkers?
 
Everyone. They drink everyone under the table, in my experience.

I've seen a Brit sailor drink an American alcoholic into the hospital.



WHen the mind comes forth, who minds the store?

The rear!

Do you know why Brits and Aussies are such great drinkers?

They live on islands, surrounded by water, duh.
Why don't Mormons drink?
 
Why don't Mormons drink?
It makes it simpler. No one ever asks what year the 7-up was bottled, and you don't have to figure out if white or red 7-Up goes with fish. It's all white.


Where's the top of 'up?'
It's above. Duh.

What is A-B where A is the very same formula except that B uses the Pemdas rule and A doesn't. The formula is 15-3*4
 
It makes it simpler. No one ever asks what year the 7-up was bottled, and you don't have to figure out if white or red 7-Up goes with fish. It's all white.


Where's the top of 'up?'
It's above. Duh.

What is A-B where A is the very same formula except that B uses the Pemdas rule and A doesn't. The formula is 15-3*4
42.

Why 42?
 
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