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Velocity is a vector; speed is a scalar; Monty Python is a poor place to learn physics.
Didn't you read the title of the thread?
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Velocity is a vector; speed is a scalar; Monty Python is a poor place to learn physics.
Didn't you read the title of the thread?
Yes. That's why I asked a question that I thought was stupid. But it turned out to be stupid in a way that's not exactly what the thread title meant. But I would like to point out, sir, that you did give a non-stupid answer.
So new question, why would a grown white man love watching videos of black women fighting?
Pointers on technique.
If it burns going in and burns going out, why doesn't it burn going through?
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It does, but you're too burned out to notice.
There's art in my hotel room wall. What the hell is it supposed to be?
Atheos
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It's supposed to be Linkletter.
How does one rank just how 'darned' things kids say are?
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On a scale of one to ten would be the best bet.
Everyone knows that velocity is a raptor, so what's with all the misdirection?
Everyone knows that velocity is a raptor, so what's with all the misdirection?
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Well it's better than a mrdirection.
Why is it called an hysterectomy when men don't have them?
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It was designed as a cure for hysterics, and real men don't have those, either.
What is the term for 'the feeling when you use 'fuck' in conversation for the first time without fear that your mother will eviscerate you?'
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Because it was baked into a rhubarb pie and man those are deeeeeeelicious.
Is Rudolph's nose electrical or bio-luminescent? I saw the movie and it makes sort of a high-pitched sound when it's emitting light, which I don't think generally accompanies bio-luminescence.
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The sound stimulates nose molecules, causing them to emit radiation in the left end of the visible spectrum.
Why do they call the receptors in your eyes "cones" - Are they like traffic cones?
snoiduspoitus
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Will we never grow enough as a society that 'Phototrafficconeitis' be treated that same as any other disease? Sad.
Why are very few people gifted with sensitive nose molecules, and an ability to perceive the left end of the visible spectrum?
Why are very few people gifted with sensitive nose molecules, and an ability to perceive the left end of the visible spectrum?
Atheos
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No, they're more like ice cream cones. We have three types: Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry.
They use the bat signal to get Batman by shining it on the clouds. Are they just fucked if it's a clear night?
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Just because the weather was cloudy when they were filming doesn't mean it's always cloudy. But I'll accept your answer because I don't have a better one. To answer your question, "Yes I have never seen a Batman movie."
Who is weirder? "Weird" Al Yankovich or the average Scientologist? Please support your answer.
Elixir
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There is no such thing as an average Scientologist - just ask one.
If Trump makes a promise ten times in front of 20,000 people, how many of them think he'll keep that promise?
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Der, 200,000, obviously.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A) 300 board-feet per hour
B) 30 board-feet per hour
C) 60 board-feet per hour
D) None of the above
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Just as many woodchucks as Chuck would chuck if Chuck chucked woodchucks.
Why does my life not feel fulfilled?
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Because you do not own a cock ring made from a sheep's eye socket.
However, lucky for you, they come in packs of five: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BTN321K/ref=?tag=natdee-20
Did you see that one coming?
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Because it's not over yet.
Back to chucking wood...
How far could Chuck Norris chuck wood if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?