Caption Contest

[Atheos]

This is not what came to mind when I downloaded the "True Assworshipping" photo set from a porn site.

 

[Turambar]

Omar the hipster terrorist always prayed alone a short distance away from the rest. He considered the choreographed praying in a single line "too mainstream".

 

[gmbteach]

No, no, no! It's 1, 2, 3 BOW. Not 1, 2, 3, RISE,

 

[hyzer]

"Hey guys. What if Allah is not Akbar?"

 

[TV and credit cards]

Haydar, you're on drone watch. The rest of you, assholes and elbows!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

After being made to sit in the corner while everyone else got to worship Allah, Amir learned a valuable lesson about why he shouldn't use his prayer mat as a toboggan when travelling through the mountain passes.

 

[Thomas II]

The dangers of ADD...

Of course, i read that as AD&D. So it looks to me like a group of LARPers in Afghanistan failed to make their save vs muezzin....

 

[Wiploc]

Of course, i read that as AD&D. So it looks to me like a group of LARPers in Afghanistan failed to make their save vs muezzin....

Agreed. I tried to rep him, but I have to rep others first.

 

[angelo]

FFS Ali, your contact lens are nowhere to be found!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay, this one made me burst out laughing in the workplace, so Winner;

Uh, guys, when I said "Take a close look at the mountain", I meant that one over there.

 

[KeepTalking]

Okay, this one made me burst out laughing in the workplace, so Winner;

Uh, guys, when I said "Take a close look at the mountain", I meant that one over there.

Thanks Keith, try this one:

 

[Rhea]

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"ready or not, here we come!!!"
"ready or not, here we come!!!"
"ready or not, here we come!!!"
"ready or not, here we come!!!"
"ready or not, here we come!!!"
"ready or not, here we come!!!"



Guys, that's not how this works! It's not how any of this works!


(oops! too late... on to the next one...)

 

[Keith&Co.]

it wasn't a shotgun wedding, but only because Poppa couldn't figure out how to give her away with a beer AND a weapon in his hands.

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Prayer time is just like taking tests in high school... It's always a little embarrassing when you're done way before the others.

 

[Veritass]

Missy's biological father was unable to give her away, as he was still incarcerated on his latest methamphetamine charge. Fortunately, Sir Paul McCartney was also staying at that Howard Johnson's, and he volunteered to do the honors.

 

[gmbteach]

YAHOO!! I gots me one that wears PANTS!!!!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ya, you laugh now but the $25,000 they were going to spend on the wedding went to a down payment on a house.

Of course, by "house", I mean "trailer" and by "down payment", I mean "giving it to her Uncle Ned so he can invest it in his pumpkin catapult business".

 

[angelo]

No, no, no! I'm in love with him. His billion dollar fortune has nothing to do with it!

 

[KeepTalking]

Missy's biological father was unable to give her away, as he was still incarcerated on his latest methamphetamine charge. Fortunately, Sir Paul McCartney was also staying at that Howard Johnson's, and he volunteered to do the honors.

Winner!! I hadn't noticed the likeness to McCartney, and this got an unexpected chuckle from me.

Take it away Veritass...

 

[Veritass]

Go ahead and post one for me, thanks.

 

[angelo]

Tap, tap, tap.....Well, where's the new pic??