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Let's keep to a wedding theme shall we!.
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Things got hairy when the conga line reached Mach 1 in speed.
When the alien Exploratory Research Team used "Girls Gone Wild" broadcasts to determine the nature of the natives they intended to mimic, they had no idea how desperately far their careers would fall upon the arrival of the contact team - whose utter failure to succeed in negotiations was traced directly back to Research's Typical Earthling Model.
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For women of a certain generation, there will come a time of the evening where you want to change out of your bridesmaid dress to a party dress. And you remember from Wonder Woman that centrifugal force changes wardrobes instantly.
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I know. You work with them. I get it. You felt obligated to invite them to your Bachelorette Party but, really! You couldn't come up with even one excuse?
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"Three coins in the fountain, each one seeking happiness, thrown by three hopeful lovers, which one will the fountain bless?..."
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And Eris, the Goddess of Discord, was the only one of the gods not invited to the wedding. In retaliation, she created a golden apple upon which read "For the most beautiful one of all" and threw it over the wall into the middle of the party where it landed in the middle of three goddesses.
All the other gods told them to just move on.
All the other gods told them to just move on.
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Whaddaya mean Bill Cosby gave us dis drink?
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Be wary.
I mean, yeah, they may look a little goofy right now, but once that bouquet is in the air, you'll find that they can skeletonize a bachelorette in under thirty seconds.
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Charlie's Angels - Full throttle is an underappreciated classic of American cinema, but if you ever do happen to catch it on Blu-Ray, for the love of God don't pause it!
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Be wary.
I mean, yeah, they may look a little goofy right now, but once that bouquet is in the air, you'll find that they can skeletonize a bachelorette in under thirty seconds.
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I AM THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL SEEING AND PERFECT GOD! Oh oh, I meant to put that little yellow thingy between my fingers. Oh well, maybe I will get it right next time.
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Okay, just put the sun in the sky and DON'T DROP IT!
What like this?
Yeah, that's...A FUCK! What have you done!?!?!
Okay, just put the sun in the sky and DON'T DROP IT!
What like this?
Yeah, that's...A FUCK! What have you done!?!?!
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Get it between your thumb and forefinger, give it a little pinch and a twist and watch how it lights up.
Get it between your thumb and forefinger, give it a little pinch and a twist and watch how it lights up.
And, for the next 10,000 years, the vestiges of humanity which had survived the massive solar flare remembered the horrific lesson about why they shouldn't mock Amen-Ra's penis.
The aliens were right there.
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As he turned to face the camera, Bob was blissfully unaware of the disembodied hand creeping up behind him, its fingers poised to steal his nose when he turned round ...
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Documentary footage in Discovery Channel's new program, "Mysterious Ball of Fire".
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From the famous 'Creationist Almost Discovers the Sun:
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. It'd be right about here, wouldn't it? But LOOK! There's NOTHING THERE!"
From : http://clarkblog.typepad.com/clarkblog/2005/11/creationist_alm.html
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"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. It'd be right about here, wouldn't it? But LOOK! There's NOTHING THERE!"
From : http://clarkblog.typepad.com/clarkblog/2005/11/creationist_alm.html
Only very slight liberties taken.