Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Blowing smoke rings, advanced level!

 

[Thomas II]

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The Fibonacci Rocket...

 

[Keith&Co.]

All very good, thanks for playing....

This one pushed the right buttons, though. Winner:

Sadly, skywriting with missiles never really caught on...

 

[jonatha]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Murphy's Law: You chose not to pack your hip waders because you're not fishing in a stream today.

 

[gmbteach]

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Not quite the submarine Keith&Co was used to

 

[Thomas II]

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Lake Mead's wet dream...

 

[bilby]

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I don't get it. No matter how many holes I drill in the bottom to let the water out, we just seem to keep sinking.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, we've got about two minutes before this thing's underwater and we still have twelve beers left. Time to start chugging.

 

[jonatha]

OK, we've got about two minutes before this thing's underwater and we still have twelve beers left. Time to start chugging.

Victory is Tom's

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

I told you I wouldn't leave you holding the baby!

 

[Keith&Co.]

That's it, that's it. Keep smiling. Don't give anyone a reason to wonder if the baby's really in there. We can pull this off.

 

[Thomas II]

Just "Willy"? Really?...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wait... don't we have two kids?

 

[Jayjay]

"Officer, would you be so kind and throw this half-witted harlot and her whining offspring to the dungeon?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Wait... don't we have two kids?

Winner!

Take it away, Jimmy Higgins

 

[Jayjay]

24-hour rule.

 

[gmbteach]

24-hour rule.

Water's warm daddy, come join me.

 

[Thomas II]

State water regulators have made wasting water unlawful in California, and that includes the Disneyland Park where every drop is always put to a good use...