Caption Contest

[Underseer]

Deleted

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yes, Tom, they say 'forsaking all others' at every wedding. Weren't you paying attention at rehersal?

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go...Double choice...

You choose NOW to tell me you used to be a guy?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

Yes, Tom, they say 'forsaking all others' at every wedding. Weren't you paying attention at rehersal?

You choose NOW to tell me you used to be a guy?

First to post the next picture!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks. Lets see what this one brings up:

Possibly NSFW!

Show

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks. Lets see what this one brings up:

Possibly NSFW!

Show

"Cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste?"

Show

 

[Keith&Co.]

Show

...but unlike other forms of prostitute, the street crawler's form of self-protection is to subordinate junior street-crawlers in a chain of sex workers. men will approach the front crawler to negotiate sex, and complete the transaction with the end crawler.
In the case of law enforcement, however, the more senior crawlers will separate and scatter, leaving the most junior, or the end crawler, behind to be arrested.

 

[gmbteach]

Thomas II and Keith&Co are tied. Both were deprived answers, which is what I was hoping for.

First to post takes it.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Here...

 

[Keith&Co.]

The seedy side of the gravestone/coffin industry.....used.

 

[Keith&Co.]

His dying request was to be buried in Texas.
Actually, his 'last' request was to be smuggled over the border hidden in a shipment of coffins.
He never realized it was his 'dying' request. Whoops.

 

[Jayjay]

The Crypt Keeper's day job... or should I say, slay job! Buahahahahaha!

(No. It is a regular job.)

 

[bilby]

Oh, yes; these boots are way more comfortable than my old ones.

Now, I wonder if that suit would fit me...

 

[gmbteach]

Fred was so much happier after he died, and it showed.

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Thomas II and Keith&Co are tied. Both were deprived answers, which is what I was hoping for.

First to post takes it.

Okay okay... I meant DEPRAVED! This is what I get for posting before I have had my morning coffee.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay okay... I meant DEPRAVED! This is what I get for posting before I have had my morning coffee.

Ah.
You were caffeine depraved at the time....

 

[Thomas II]

(out of contest)

"Men's Wearhouse: You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it!"

 

[gmbteach]

Okay okay... I meant DEPRAVED! This is what I get for posting before I have had my morning coffee.

Ah.
You were caffeine depraved at the time....

Yep!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Oh, yes; these boots are way more comfortable than my old ones.

Now, I wonder if that suit would fit me...

All yours!

 

[bilby]

WINNER

All yours!

Thank you!

Here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

WINNER

All yours!

Thank you!

Here we go:

That's what you get for not having a toilet on the bus!