Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

I was READY for people to tease me about forgetting to bring my mask to the contest. But they gave me the First Place ribbon, instead. Fuckers.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac, they don't wear masks!

 

[angelo]

I was READY for people to tease me about forgetting to bring my mask to the contest. But they gave me the First Place ribbon, instead. Fuckers.

I simply refuse to conform!

 

[Thomas II]

Winner

I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac, they don't wear masks!

Take it away,gmbteach!

 

[gmbteach]

Winner

I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac, they don't wear masks!

Take it away,gmbteach!

Thanks Wednesday Addams!....

Okay - lets go with this one:

 

[Jayjay]

"Don't leave me hanging, bro!"

 

[Keith&Co.]

"And together we are...CAPTAIN PLANET!"
"Dude, do I know you?"

 

[Thomas II]

In the beginning God wasn't so into it...

 

[angelo]

In the beginning God wasn't so into it...

The things we do for love!

 

[bilby]

Pull my finger...

 

[gmbteach]

Pull my finger...

I don't think I would get an argument - WINNER!!! Take it away Bilby.

 

[bilby]

Thank you!

 

[Elixir]

Thank you!

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What? Me lactate?

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you!

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I told you it was my turn for a nap - not yours.

 

[angelo]

Thank you!

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I told you it was my turn for a nap - not yours.

Are you sure this kid is mine?

 

[Thomas II]

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Parliamentary "Beard of the Year Award" winner, holding his prize...


or


"Madonno of Chippenham"...

 

[bigfield]

Thank you!

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An atheist on his way home to cook dinner.

 

[Thomas II]

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Jeremy Corbyn, newly elected leader of the Labour Party, leaving with decoy baby to avert surveillance during campaign...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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After writing the story for her daughters, the author returns to the well for another effort. This time, porn for her aging parents: Fifty Shades of Gray Hairs.

 

[Thomas II]

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Obi-Wan Kenobi with Luke Skywalker, the early years...