Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Okay son, now that we caught it, we need to get the thing open to eat the yummy morsels inside. First we need to...

The Dentist in that one?

 

[fromderinside]

Head turner.

 

[gmbteach]

What to do in case of engine failure.
...
Plan C: Pray for a miracle.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

TIE!!!! First to post takes it.

 

[angelo]

Head turner.

George, don't you think we're flying a little too low?

 

[jonatha]

 

[gmbteach]

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Does my bum look big in this?

 

[Thomas II]

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Drew Barrymore meets E.T....

 

[angelo]

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Drew Barrymore meets E.T....

Her hubby: No, you can't buy that dress!

 

[Keith&Co.]

"...And when she said that, I was all...."
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[jonatha]

Does my bum look big in this?

Winner

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks.

 

[Tigers!]

Have mnay times have I seen this? Do you have any thing new?

 

[gmbteach]

Have mnay times have I seen this? Do you have any thing new?

WINNER! Simply because I thought you were having a go at me until it was pointed out that it matches the photo perfectly.

 

[Tigers!]

Oh, I won again.
The missus says I need to use those creative instincts better (translation: get off that computer )


Who can kick this one between the big sticks?

 

[Atheos]

And if you think that's something just wait until you see what he does when I smear some peanut butter on the 'bad guy.'

 

[none]

Oh, I won again.
The missus says I need to use those creative instincts better (translation: get off that computer )
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Who can kick this one between the big sticks?

Craigslist Ad:

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United States Army general issue chew toy $50 bucks OBO (On the Base)

 

[Hickdive]

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And that, boys and girls, proves that dog farts are buoyant.

 

[gmbteach]

Puppy want a bone NOW!

 

[Thomas II]

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"Now I've had the time of my life
No, I've never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you..."

 

[jonatha]

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Arm-mounted frisbee magnets worked well, but had unfortunate side effects.