Caption Contest

[bilby]

Some good ones here; but there can only be one winner (unless there is a tie) (or a three way tie) (or I abuse my power as judge to make an arbitrary decision on the number of winners) (or unless everyone is, in a very real sense, a winner, just for participating) so take it away - bigfield!!

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An atheist on his way home to cook dinner.

 

[bigfield]

Cheers!

Here you go:

 

[angelo]

Great. I can't see the image.

 

[gmbteach]

Cheers!

Here you go:

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The latest vehicle for the hippy crowd- delivers 1 Horse Power of energy....

 

[Thomas II]

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Nowadays even the Amish have changed...

 

[Thomas II]

Great. I can't see the image.

Bigfield is unavailable, and more than 24 hours rule apply, but I'm gonna guess that he would have given it to Angelo for the caption about the horse using glasses and yet not being able to see properly...

Take it away Angelo!

 

[angelo]

Have a go at this.

 

[jonatha]

World's most addictive video game.

 

[Thomas II]

Dear Diary, today is a good day! Got to go now...More later...

 

[Bomb#20]

What corporate executives imagine will happen if telecommuting is permitted.

 

[gmbteach]

Working from home has its advantages.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Forget it, ladies. If it ain't Asian porn, I ain't interested.

 

[angelo]

Thomas, take it away. Runner up Tom Sawyer.

 

[Thomas II]

I can't put a picture right now so first to post takes it away, sorry.

 

[gmbteach]

Let's try this one...

 

[Atheos]

The mother gently plucks the aircraft out of the sky so as not to alarm her young one. She then begins humming a gentle drone to mask the terrified screams of the passengers.

 

[bigfield]

The evolutionary advantage of the giraffe's neck, finally revealed.

 

[Bomb#20]

What to do in case of engine failure.
...
Plan C: Pray for a miracle.

 

[Keith&Co.]

See the explorers?
Happy, happy explorers!
They've discovered Brobdingrag!
They've discovered the land of giants that Gulliver visited.
They've all read the book Gulliver wrote when he got back and they're excited to finally see that the island is real!
See the giant trees?
See the giant grass?
Giant, giant everything.
See the giraffes?
Giant, giant giraffes.
Gulliver never mentioned that Brobdingrag had giant giraffes.
Silly, silly Gulliver.
Gulliver also never mentioned the eating habits of the giant giraffes of Brobdingrag.
So the happy, happy explorers were insufficiently cautious around the carnivorous giant giraffes of Brobdingrag.
What the fuck, Gulliver?!?

 

[jonatha]

Let's try this one...

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?