Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Many people know that the tam o chanter is the musical instrument one learns to prepare one for learning the bag pipes.
What very few people realize, though, is that the bag pipes are the instrument one learns to prepare for learning to 'pipe the doggie.'

 

[bilby]

Pro-tip: Do not attempt to protect yourself against attack dogs by wrapping padding around your arm. They train them for that.

 

[Veritass]

Gary Larson filed suit today for copyright infringement, for the US Army's unauthorized second panel his classic cartoon:

 

[Tigers!]

Many worthy entries but Jonatha with his reference to technology is today's lucky winner.

 

[angelo]

Where's the new image already!!!!

 

[jonatha]

My apologies. I must defer to someone else.

 

[bilby]

My apologies. I must defer to someone else.

How about this one:



It seems to me like a VERY good picture to caption.

 

[angelo]

What picture?

 

[gmbteach]

How about this one:

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Clean up in Aisle 7!

 

[Thomas II]

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The Flash again?...Yep...

 

[Tigers!]

How much did you pay those shelf stackers?

When I asked you to put the almost expired items in that aisle I meant on the shelves!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"Now, if you stowed the food the way I used to have to-"
"Excuse me, sir, you were a mess cook on a submarine. We don't typically ask Safeway employees to 'stow for heavy seas.' At least, not in this neighborhood."

 

[none]

My apologies. I must defer to someone else.

How about this one:

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It seems to me like a VERY good picture to caption.

Excuse me sir, at the end of the isle? We are looking for pork and beans.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Gesundheit...

 

[Bomb#20]

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I said the store could have a cat. Not two cats.

 

[Hickdive]

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Charity trolley dash to raise funds for Parkinson's Disease research ends in disaster.

 

[bilby]

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Gesundheit...

WINNER!


Runner up:

I said the store could have a cat. Not two cats.

As usual, many other excellent contributions.

Take it away, Mr &Co.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Take it away, Mr &Co.

Thanx, but I have some confusion here right now.
Let Bomb#20 strut for now.

 

[angelo]

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Charity trolley dash to raise funds for Parkinson's Disease research ends in disaster.

Yes Mr Bean was here earlier!

 

[Bomb#20]

Okey-doke. Let's go with this one...