Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

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The Tea Party's Ladies Auxiliary "Don't Tread On Me" chorus line brings down the house at the Bundyville Pageant and Mixer.

 

[angelo]

Basterd told us he would buy us a necklace if we gave him head!!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Winnie Mandela has moved to Japan. She's not happy with the standard of the help.

 

[ZiprHead]

Basterd told us he would buy us a necklace if we gave him head!!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Take it, Angelo.

 

[angelo]

Thank you, thank you!

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you, thank you!

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Mario walked away from his parking like a boss!

 

[Thomas II]

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When driverless cars get resentful about you not sharing your froyo...

 

[Bomb#20]

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My dog has better taste than this city's outdoor art committee.

 

[ZiprHead]

I love the taste of carnage in the morning. Tastes like... ice cream.

 

[angelo]

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My dog has better taste than this city's outdoor art committee.

Calling it early. Take it Bomb #20:

 

[Bomb#20]

Calling it early. Take it Bomb #20:

Here ya go:

 

[Thomas II]

They don't call him Rikki Tikki Tavi for nothing...

 

[gmbteach]

Calling it early. Take it Bomb #20:

Here ya go:

You're dissssssssspicable!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Yes, I did say, "Bring this snake to the lab." I'll be more specific next time.

 

[angelo]

Can I keep him, can I, can I can I!!

 

[Tigers!]

The latest models of dog muzzles provide an automatic tension control mode

 

[Bomb#20]

So many so funny entries, so hard to decide...

Yes, I did say, "Bring this snake to the lab." I'll be more specific next time.

Winner.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thanks! Try this one:

 

[Keith&Co.]

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And then, Jazz hands! Until it's as natural as breathing...

 

[gmbteach]

No! No! No! It's step, step, step, turn, tap, step. Not step, step turn, step, tap, step!