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I felt the earth move.
Was it good for you too darling?
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I felt the earth move.
Was it good for you too darling?
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Don't worry about it. We'll get your Viagra refilled tomorrow and try again.Thank you.
Atheos
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"Hmmm... Jim never asks for seconds at home."
spikepipsqueak
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Thanks and giggles to all.
The laurels go to Tom Sawyer.
The laurels go to Tom Sawyer.
I can't post a pic now. First to put one up can go.
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Okay, Elixer. I will.
(Out of contest) "I see a beautiful chair, I take a Tic-Tac and I fuck it."
Elixir
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Damn! Pressure, much? Okay, I give.
"You've seen that Japanese game show with the young boys trying to sing karaoke while being 'serviced' by a girl in a nurse costume? Yes, he fails at that too - even with a chair standing in for the girl in a nurse costume!"
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"Look at him! The bozo doesn't even know what he has in his little left hand!"
Tigers!
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Which clown head will I put the ball down first?
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I did not have sex with that man!
I did not have sex with that man!
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Giving it to Elixer, honorable mention to Tigers!.
Elixir
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Atheos
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The genie laughed thunderously after granting Kaa's first wish, "Arms and Legs."
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"I like to warm my food before I eat it."
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The love that dare not hiss it's name.
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Man, I wish I lived in the States. I've heard the kids are much fatter.
And yet weirdly, as an adult, all of his nightmares were about sharks.
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Tigers!
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I'm all for bring your own child cot but that is so slippery.