Caption Contest

[bilby]

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Bird attacks cat.

 

[Tigers!]

Bird attacks cat.

Trite yet accurate.

Our most deserving winner.

Ps. How is married life going?

 

[bilby]

Bird attacks cat.

Trite yet accurate.

Our most deserving winner.

Ps. How is married life going?

Thank you very much.

Married life is wonderful

But to get back on topic, here is a completely unrelated picture to caption:

 

[Thomas II]

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Happy wife, happy life!

 

[angelo]

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Think our partners had a good a time as we did last night darling!

 

[angelo]

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Think our partners had a good a time as we did last night darling!

 

[Thomas II]

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Again?...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Men's rights advocates are so stupid, aren't they, Honey?

 

[hyzer]

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Attempted murder......

 

[Thomas II]

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Yeah, let's wash them again! Isn't it fun?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I had sex with my secretary yesterday. It was great fun and I did use a condom."

"Oh, honey, you're so considerate. That's why I love you!"

 

[bilby]

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Yeah, let's wash them again! Isn't it fun?

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks Bilby!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Water is precious. Pull your elbow in so it drips into the barrel. We'll need to drink this later.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks Bilby!

"Paco, I envisioned a water-birth a little differently."

 

[angelo]

Who's the idiot that told you having sex in a barrel would be fun?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Water is precious. Pull your elbow in so it drips into the barrel. We'll need to drink this later.

Yours!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you.

Have at it.


Out of contest. It's hard to know where to start with the iron.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Damn you, Phizer, I passed on paying for my diabetes medicine this month and he just takes a frigging nap?

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you.

There, there, Son! You don't gotta leave mamma just yet.....