Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Give this one a go.

 

[Elixir]

No thanks.

 

[Thomas II]

Give this one a go.

Contrary to popular belief, Jane and Cheeta were actually quite close...

 

[ZiprHead]

Contrary to popular belief, Jane and Cheetah were actually quite close...

No need to wonder why. Frankly I'm jealous of Cheetah.

 

[gmbteach]

Give this one a go.

And besides his obvious traits, he does something other men don’t…..he listens.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

With a smile like that, it must have been one hell of an orgasm.

 

[Gospel]

My husband said no fooling around so I decide to do some monkeying about instead.

 

[jonatha]

Big Bird, plucked

(and you thought the adjective was because he is tall...)

 

[ZiprHead]

Big Bird, plucked

(and you thought the adjective was because he is tall...)

@jonatha wins it.

 

[jonatha]

 

[Thomas II]

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Freezing away again in Margaritaville...

 

[gmbteach]

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Are you a frozen palm, or just really happy to see me.

 

[Thomas II]

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Are you a frozen palm, or just really happy to see me.

Moving this along...Gmbteach is the WINNER!!!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks.

 

[jonatha]

Klaatu barada nikto

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks.

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No mask, but at least he is distancing...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Crap, tall enough to finally reach the top shelf, but now I can’t reach the squash.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks.

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No mask, but at least he is distancing...

Winner. Though I am disappointed no one referenced what he was purchasing.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[hyzer]

These are NOT the droids I'm looking for . . .

 

[ZiprHead]

"See my waiting room? Robot depression is real."

 

[Wiploc]

Fashion victims.

 

[gmbteach]

Star Wars, The Later Years!

 

[Thomas II]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Thomas II]

These are NOT the droids I'm looking for . . .

Hyzer is the WINNER!

 

[Thomas II]

Moving this along...

 

[blastula]

I've asked politely to stop kicking my seat. Now, leash your child before I do it myself.

Sigh.

 

[ZiprHead]

Dammit, blastula beat me to it.

"Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Stop kicking the seat kid or I’ll Bob Barker you.

I apologize in advance but I had cool ranch Doritos right before getting on the plane.

 

[gmbteach]

This turbulence is ruff.

 

[Tigers!]

Excuse me - have you seen my seeing eye human?

 

[Bomb#20]

Dog is my copilot.

 

[Thomas II]

I've asked politely to stop kicking my seat. Now, leash your child before I do it myself.

Sigh.

WINNER!

 

[blastula]

Thanks, been waiting a while to use this one.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, been waiting a while to use this one.

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The Polly Pocket Presidential Playset

 

[SLD]

Thanks, been waiting a while to use this one.

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Hey! Presidential wife swapping! What great idea!

 

[gmbteach]

Incest at its best.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

On the next Tales from the Crypt...

 

[hyzer]

Here are the Bidens backstage before the debut of their ventriloquism act on America’s Got Talent . . . .

 

[Thomas II]

Here are the Bidens backstage before the debut of their ventriloquism act on America’s Got Talent . . . .

Blastula must be unavailable, so...

Hyzer is the WINNER!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Side effects of Trimetazidine include sore throat, runny nose, ability to land a quad, diarrhea...

 

[Elixir]

No, it's not a wetsuit, and the blue stuff isn't water!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

 

[gmbteach]

I knew the earrings would way me down.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

Spoiler: Low class sexist comment.

"When she finally agrees to anal."

You don't know how much I hesitated before posting that.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Valieva in nightmare dream state, about to go on the ice in the Olympics and can not remember any part of her routine., having not practiced it ever.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

Spoiler: Low class sexist comment.

"When she finally agrees to anal."

You don't know how much I hesitated before posting that.

She is also technically 15 years old.

 

[ZiprHead]

Well, I said it was a low class sexist comment. Frankly, I don't follow the Olympics so I really didn't know who this was.

 

[Tigers!]

Must we hear about Putin and the Ukraine again?