A truly beautiful scene was quickly ruined when Putin snapped the neck of one of the dolphins and then just fucking ate it right there in the middle of the aquarium.
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braces_for_impact
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Navy trained dolphins have apprehended a russian spy, swimming into New York Harbor in an effort to contact Donald Trump.
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Atheos and Braces were neck and neck but Atheos stuck his flipper out at the right time.
Atheos we await your pleasure.
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I'm on a roll! Won both caption contests in a single week!
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I'm on a roll! Won both caption contests in a single week!
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Bit of elbow grease and a bit of water will get that out!
Under the Rose
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I'm on a roll! Won both caption contests in a single week!
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CLR. Calcium, Lime and Rust. Let's see if it works like in their commercials.
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Member berries: "Member oil? Member?"
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VERY limited slip.
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Where's the rest of the truck?
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I thought that the nuts and chocolate chips would blend together in the mixer better than that.
Oh hell, no wonder you wear the wig. Just put it back on, Donald.
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What we have her is s classic Fudge packing rear endI'm on a roll! Won both caption contests in a single week!
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"I like to, mentally, put on my overalls, get my mechanic's pallet, slide along the floor under the drive shaft, past the universal joint, grab the joint on the way by and wiggle it back and forth, check for play, then get to the bell housing and take out your ratchet, unscrew all the bolts, and separate the bell housing from the rest of the apparatus, and there you can feel for splines and spread the planetary gears ..."
"I like to, mentally, put on my overalls, get my mechanic's pallet, slide along the floor under the drive shaft, past the universal joint, grab the joint on the way by and wiggle it back and forth, check for play, then get to the bell housing and take out your ratchet, unscrew all the bolts, and separate the bell housing from the rest of the apparatus, and there you can feel for splines and spread the planetary gears ..."
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I'm on a roll! Won both caption contests in a single week!
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"That cake batter still looks a little dry to me."
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Bogan Cuisinart...
Bogan Cuisinart...
