Caption Contest

[Atheos]

What Santa Claus does with the naughty girls is ... well, a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[bigfield]

Winner: Atheos

What Santa Claus does with the naughty girls is ... well, a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Atheos]

Hopefully not a repost...'

 

[gmbteach]

Hopefully not a repost...'

Every girl's dream - a sparkly magical penis!

 

[bilby]

Thought bubble.

 

[ZiprHead]

Bubblicious

 

[Thomas II]

Dick breath?

 

[Atheos]

Out of Contest

Just keep blowing it. It'll get bigger I promise.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Technique!!!

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Thought bubble.

Bilby wins this round!

 

[bilby]

Thank you very much.

New pic:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Religion, apply directly to the forehead.


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[Thomas II]

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The power of DEET compels you!...The power of DEET compels you!

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you very much.

New pic:

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Lady waiting: 'I hope he uses the eucalyptus scented one on me... '

 

[angelo]

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Geesus lady, you fucking stink!

 

[bigfield]

Thanks to recent scientific advances, the bukake face shield can now be applied as a clear polymer layer that adheres to the skin.

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[Tigers!]

Further testing proved that mace does not attract the ladies.

 

[bilby]

Further testing proved that mace does not attract the ladies.

WINNER!

(Now there's a word Richmond fans don't hear much!)

 

[Tigers!]

Further testing proved that mace does not attract the ladies.

WINNER!

(Now there's a word Richmond fans don't hear much!)

Sadly all too true.

Here's my latest offering.

 

[bigfield]

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Taken moments after another stiff-arm attack on a popular jogging track the Royal Botanic Gardens. Onlookers describe the assailant as a tall white Caucasian man with a distinctive "mud-flap" haircut.