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Thomas II

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Out of contest, while we wait for Jimmy, what's going on here?

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"And then she laughed and said I'd never be king because mother would outlive us all. Who's laughing now, Diana? Who? Bwahaha!"
 

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Don't worry, I have a solution our "gopher" problem. I got this great idea from a movie where they were very mean to a guy like me for no reason. Anyway, just stay here while I go get us some drinks.
 

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When the clown car gets here, you, you, and you get in the front seat, the rest will get in the back. I drive.
 

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Toilet paper is a pretty fine appetizer. But, then... Huggies Natural Care wet wipes. That's your main course. They're soft, they're moist. They're for babies. Finally, one more pass with toilet paper, maybe clear out that excess moisture. Maybe treat yourself to a blow and go, if you can get you a hair dryer. Just about 30 seconds would do you good.
 

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Don't worry, I have a solution our "gopher" problem. I got this great idea from a movie where they were very mean to a guy like me for no reason. Anyway, just stay here while I go get us some drinks.
You know, that’s what I would expect from a guy like Donny. Kill those who could incriminate him. Winner!
 

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Covid's impact on the labor market was seen all across American industries, even including the confectionary production, which due to the inability to maintain a quality staffing was seeing an alarming growth in defective production, as shown here with this irregular perpendicular Kit Kat bar.
 

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Sadly, while the packaging included directions on how to open it, they didn't include directions on how to eat it.
 

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Covid's impact on the labor market was seen all across American industries, even including the confectionary production, which due to the inability to maintain a quality staffing was seeing an alarming growth in defective production, as shown here with this irregular perpendicular Kit Kat bar.
I'm gonna have to go with this one. Maybe I went a little too chaotic with this one.
 

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Covid's impact on the labor market was seen all across American industries, even including the confectionary production, which due to the inability to maintain a quality staffing was seeing an alarming growth in defective production, as shown here with this irregular perpendicular Kit Kat bar.
I'm gonna have to go with this one. Maybe I went a little too chaotic with this one.
@Jimmy Higgins where you at?
 

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Sorry... yeah I know my annual performance review at IIDB will get docked for delayed responses in the humor threads. :D

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Sorry... yeah I know my annual performance review at IIDB will get docked for delayed responses in the humor threads. :D

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All these older kids here, and I'm the only one from a town that's so small, if everyone breathed at the same time, you'd run out of oxygen. Man, there is nothing there. - Actual HW quote.
 

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You know why I brought you here today! My opponent, Jimmy Higgins, once again, was late . My fellow Americans, no more shall we stand for this injustice!
Just you wait, Jimmy Higgins, just you wait!
 
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