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Tigers!

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I didn't enter because I thought something witty was required. If I'd known that repeating the original cation was sufficient I'd have done that.
Dude! Mudlark's entry was witty -- there's a double meaning to it.
Call me late for lunch. I missed both meanings.
 

ZiprHead

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Carrying on with the baseball theme...

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Wiploc

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Somebody doesn't understand how tea-bagging is supposed to work.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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...and I was like 'that's what she said'... *smack*

And as god as my witness, if I'm lying, strike me now...

Oh fuck that hurt. They better make a good caption to make the pain worth it!
 

Jarhyn

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Carrying on with the baseball theme...

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Like, as an aside, I feel really bad for him. He saw it coming and everything. Like, he knew he couldn't get out of the way either.

He saw it coming mid-swing, got his eyes closed was clearly reacting even as the impact began.

He was resigned, sad even that it happened. Like "oh fuck why is this shit happening?!?"
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Yeah, how you like that? Not so much fun when you get hit, is it?!

Owww! Ompfff... right in the seams. Oh gawd that hurts.
 

bilby

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Tigers!

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Johnny, your teacher was right.
An object, given an initial velocity, will follow a parabolic path under the influence of only gravity.
 

Jarhyn

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Gospel

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Shortly after

Referee: "Palpably unfair act #8 offense. Touchdown Packers".

#8: (Coal rolling up on the ref) "WTf?! I had possession!!

Referee: "No you didn't".
 

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"Ol' man river, that ol' man river
He don't say nothin', but he must know somethin'
He just keeps rollin', he keeps on rollin' along
He don't plant tatters, and he don't plant cotton
And them what plants em, are soon forgotten
But ol' man river, just keeps rollin' along"
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Hey Jared, get a look at that reckless idiot behind us... taking a photo while driving. Dumbass!
 

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Sadly, there was no payoff, they made it safely to their destination..
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Merrell Sandals, for when you need an abundance of overconfidence.

or

Apparently there is a fine line between being too reckless and holding onto an appliance while standing on the trunk of a moving vehicle while wearing sandals... but not too reckless enough to drive without signaling.

or

Florida Man visits Australia.
 
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