angelo
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Listen you arseholes! Will you stop fucking praying for me and go fly a fucking kite or something!
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Listen you arseholes! Will you stop fucking praying for me and go fly a fucking kite or something!
Atheos
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Yeah, it was a heck of a fight but I'll be feeling better soon enough. Can't say the same for Tyson Fury after the ass whipping I laid on him, can you?
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I find absolutely nothing funny about this pic.
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Here we go
I'll get you next time, you wascawwy wabbit!
angelo
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Have a go at this since it's current.
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'I will put a wall up between us and the USA and make THEM pay for it!'
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.
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I swear, there was a cigar between these fingers a minute ago. When I find the bastard who took it he's a dead man!
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How do I know that the CIA weren't involved in a plot to assassinate President Kennedy?
Kennedy died.
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And when I take over Cuba, I'll rid us of three of capitalism's ills: private ownership of natural resources, exploitation of the worker, and... and... umm... I had it a minute ago...
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Tonight's Headline: President Fidel Castro is still seriously dead.
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Yes, I killed thousands and oppressed millions, but never once did I use a personal email server for official government business. Let's not forget who the real villains are in this world.
angelo
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Take it Jimmy.
Thomas II
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Alright, more than 12 hours...Next picture...
Alright, more than 12 hours...Next picture...
You're not supposed to fart in it
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Alright, more than 12 hours...Next picture...
Darth Vader before his evil overlord days
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Yes, I got myself a little pregnant while spending three months up in the space station couped up with three men. No, I don't know who the father is yet!
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Alright, more than 12 hours...Next picture...
One can never be too careful when having sex with a Kardashian.
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Take it away, Schrodinger's Outlaw!
You're not supposed to fart in it
Take it away, Schrodinger's Outlaw!