Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Whadya mean this is "self serve"?

 

[Atheos]

Damn, she's gonna shit when she sees where I ... well ... you know.

 

[blastula]

"The cop is walking up now, just keep cool, I got this."

 

[jonatha]

I hate having to parallel park...

 

[ruby sparks]

Seriously, what? I'm babysitting a man.

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of contest]

"When I called shotgun, I didn't know it meant that was going to drive."

 

[OLDMAN]

Well, we're almost to the border, from here we go on foot...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I hate having to parallel park...

Winner!

 

[jonatha]

 

[bilby]

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What idiot left a Lego brick in the long grass?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Men men men men

Manly men men men

 

[Atheos]

Chuck Norris's grandma was the only person in the world tough enough to make Chuck wear something she crocheted.

 

[mudlark]

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies' and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa.
I'm a lumberjack
And I'm ok

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And this one simple change to prison jumpsuits cut escape attempts from work details down 86% because none of the inmates wanted to go off on their own while dressed like that.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Scarlet O'Hara, if she were a man.

 

[Thomas II]

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Because yarn is cheaper than therapy...

 

[blastula]

Mr. Happy Floof

 

[jonatha]

bilby, atheos, and Mudlark in a 3-way tie

 

[Thomas II]

It´s been 2 days...Moving this along...Next picture...

 

[mudlark]

Matrix pod, circa 1907.