Caption Contest

[angelo]

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Water torture circa 1650.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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I am so over this.

Let's ramp up global warming, get some of the polar ice evaporated and end the drought, so I can have a proper bath.

 

[Tigers!]

The simultaneous pedi-manicure.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Origins of the Michelin Man.

 

[blastula]

Early experiments of the "putting hand in bowl of water while sleeping" prank.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Despite all the precautions he took beforehand, Frank was still accused of trying to feel up the woman he had a meeting with.

 

[Wiploc]

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"You're doing it wrong."

 

[ZiprHead]

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An early draft for The Shape Of Water.

 

[Elixir]

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Sadly, Professor Dibble was ultimately unable to transfer the happy face on the machine he hooked himself up to, to his own visage.

 

[Thomas II]

And the WINNER is...

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An early draft for The Shape Of Water.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, T2.



(This is an actual photograph from a parade in 1949 in my home town.)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The post election tradition of beating the losing mayorial candidates with loaves of bread was a bit mean, but it did help stop fringe candidates from entering the race and wasting everyone’s time.

 

[WAB]

Thanks, T2.

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(This is an actual photograph from a parade in 1949 in my home town.)

No-one ever thought giant centipedes would make good pets

 

[Atheos]

Hello. We've been waiting for you. Awwww, don't look so terrified. Once these controlling life forms have burrowed inside you you'll be one of us and finally at peace with the world.

 

[mudlark]

Successful Canadian Giant Cheeto hunt.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

2035 A.D.: The last remaining white people gather for a group photo.

 

[WAB]

2035 A.D.: The last remaining white people gather for a group photo.

Wow. I'm actually surprised.

 

[angelo]

Look mummy. A streaker!

 

[ZiprHead]

Hello. We've been waiting for you. Awwww, don't look so terrified. Once these controlling life forms have burrowed inside you you'll be one of us and finally at peace with the world.

Atheos takes it.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile at President Clinton Appreciation Day...