Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Well allrighty then...

 

[bilby]

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The Health and Safety Inspector was horrified to discover that Yuri's boots lacked steel toecaps.

 

[fromderinside]

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So from watching Grundig's actions pictured here just before the earthquake Satan devised her concept for filling a cavern nose high with sloppy shit so the fearful landing there would always tremblingly murmur "don't make a wave".

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And this is how hunters captured the mechanic specimen for the Museum of Blue Collar Jobs.

 

[ZiprHead]

Wile E. Coyote, after his cartoon career ended, took up auto mechanics to make ends meet.

 

[Tigers!]

Wish the missus was here to hold the car higher.

 

[angelo]

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And the 2018 Darwin award goes to...............

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Giving the nod to Tom Sawyer this round!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

That guy who you think is your father, he's just some guy boinking your mom.

 

[blastula]

"For the last time, Miss Susan, NO, I will not marry you."

 

[Thomas II]

Here we go:

That's a scene from "The Kindergarten Teacher"... We need to agree about using or not using movie scenes, so that we can all play by the same rules. So far we don't use movie scenes.
Do you want to change the rules? As long as the majority agrees, I'm fine with it...

 

[Atheos]

Here we go:

That's a scene from "The Kindergarten Teacher"... We need to agree about using or not using movie scenes, so that we can all play by the same rules. So far we don't use movie scenes.
Do you want to change the rules? As long as the majority agrees, I'm fine with it...

I'm fairly sure I've noticed several scenes from movies in the thread. There is nothing in the rules about not using scenes from movies. All it says is "1) Winner posts a non-edited photograph (i.e., no Photoshops, paintings, or drawings). No NSFW (Not Safe For Work)."

JM2CW.

 

[angelo]

Little Johnny, you can play mother's and fathers behind the classroom, but you must never remove little Mary's underwear!

 

[mudlark]

All I really need to know I learned from my kindergartners.

 

[Thomas II]

Here we go:

That's a scene from "The Kindergarten Teacher"... We need to agree about using or not using movie scenes, so that we can all play by the same rules. So far we don't use movie scenes.
Do you want to change the rules? As long as the majority agrees, I'm fine with it...

I'm fairly sure I've noticed several scenes from movies in the thread. There is nothing in the rules about not using scenes from movies. All it says is "1) Winner posts a non-edited photograph (i.e., no Photoshops, paintings, or drawings). No NSFW (Not Safe For Work)."

JM2CW.

Since Atheos is the Super Moderator I would leave it to him to decide if he wants to include stills from movie scenes. I never wrote the rules myself. We went with the rules updated by Humor Moderator Stacey Melissa...So Atheos, It's your call...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

All I really need to know I learned from my kindergartners.

This one really tickled my fancy.

mudlark wins!

 

[mudlark]

Ok, new one..

 

[Elixir]

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Obama, The Early Days

(that sound is me, running away)

 

[Thomas II]

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It turned out so right for strangers in the night...

Dooby-doooby-doo...