Caption Contest

[ronburgundy]

Thanks, WAB!

Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?

 

[Thomas II]

Great ones all around, but these made me laugh the most.
Winnners are:

David Blaine's latest stunt goes badly wrong.

and

Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?


First to post takes it!

 

[ruby sparks]

Cheers.

So...

 

[Wiploc]

[Off Topic]

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"Now, get me one million dollars in unmarked bills and a chopper, or I start playing this thing!"

I'm reminded of a joke. Two men are to be executed. The warden asks the first one if he has a last request.

"Yes, I'd like to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the bagpipe."

The warden says, "Sure we can let you do that."

Then the warden turns to the other condemned man and asks, "Do you have a final request."

The man says, "Kill me first."

 

[angelo]

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Having your wife back can't be that bad man!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I hear you, brother - it can be hard to find at times.

Let me plug this thing in and I'll shine a light down there to help you out.

 

[WAB]

Cheers.

So...

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"Dude, sorry! I didn't realize it was your lamp."

or:

Well, when you can't find a flashlight...

 

[blastula]

"Sorry, can't stop and help dislodge your noggin, I have a lighting emergency to attend to."

 

[ZiprHead]

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Dude. That's not how you pick up the sperm bank delivery.

 

[Thomas II]

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To someone inside of the building: "Dude, where's my car?"

 

[jonatha]

When you've got one as long as mine you can't stand that close to the building...

 

[Tigers!]

Any one home?

 

[Tigers!]

Let's restart with a bang

 

[angelo]

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Damn, missed again!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Attention Crew, this is your Captain speaking. Effective immediately, Chili Tuesday has been cancelled.

 

[WAB]

"No, you don't get it, Ensign. You see, this way, we catch the fish and cook 'em at the same time."

 

[Atheos]

This is what you get with six months between shore leave and and the sight of a pretty girl sunbathing on a nearby beach.

 

[blastula]

"H7."

"Miss."

 

[bilby]

Sir! Radar reports we have lost contact with the mosquito that bit the admiral. I think we got him.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Goddammit! I told you guys to not eat ensign Gonzalez' chili again!"

BTW, my brother told me about being on board ship during these sorts of fusillades. Like nothing he's ever experience before or since.