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Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?
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Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?
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Great ones all around, but these made me laugh the most.
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Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?
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David Blaine's latest stunt goes badly wrong.
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Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?
First to post takes it!
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I'm reminded of a joke. Two men are to be executed. The warden asks the first one if he has a last request.
"Yes, I'd like to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the bagpipe."
The warden says, "Sure we can let you do that."
Then the warden turns to the other condemned man and asks, "Do you have a final request."
The man says, "Kill me first."
I'm reminded of a joke. Two men are to be executed. The warden asks the first one if he has a last request.
"Yes, I'd like to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the bagpipe."
The warden says, "Sure we can let you do that."
Then the warden turns to the other condemned man and asks, "Do you have a final request."
The man says, "Kill me first."
angelo
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I hear you, brother - it can be hard to find at times.
Let me plug this thing in and I'll shine a light down there to help you out.
Let me plug this thing in and I'll shine a light down there to help you out.
WAB
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"Dude, sorry! I didn't realize it was your lamp."
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Well, when you can't find a flashlight...
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Attention Crew, this is your Captain speaking. Effective immediately, Chili Tuesday has been cancelled.
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"No, you don't get it, Ensign. You see, this way, we catch the fish and cook 'em at the same time."
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This is what you get with six months between shore leave and and the sight of a pretty girl sunbathing on a nearby beach.
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Sir! Radar reports we have lost contact with the mosquito that bit the admiral. I think we got him.
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BTW, my brother told me about being on board ship during these sorts of fusillades. Like nothing he's ever experience before or since.