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Thanks, WAB!

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Okay, now who can tell me where' the snowman's carrot nose went?
 
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"Now, get me one million dollars in unmarked bills and a chopper, or I start playing this thing!"

I'm reminded of a joke. Two men are to be executed. The warden asks the first one if he has a last request.

"Yes, I'd like to play 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the bagpipe."

The warden says, "Sure we can let you do that."

Then the warden turns to the other condemned man and asks, "Do you have a final request."

The man says, "Kill me first."
 
I hear you, brother - it can be hard to find at times.

Let me plug this thing in and I'll shine a light down there to help you out.
 
"Sorry, can't stop and help dislodge your noggin, I have a lighting emergency to attend to."
 
Attention Crew, this is your Captain speaking. Effective immediately, Chili Tuesday has been cancelled.
 
"No, you don't get it, Ensign. You see, this way, we catch the fish and cook 'em at the same time."
 
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"Goddammit! I told you guys to not eat ensign Gonzalez' chili again!"

BTW, my brother told me about being on board ship during these sorts of fusillades. Like nothing he's ever experience before or since.
 
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