Caption Contest

[WAB]

Thanks, gmbteach.

How about this one:

 

[Elixir]

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"Let's go out for coffee he said. It'll be fun he said."

 

[Thomas II]

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What is that, a foamy latte?
Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

That’s right, Mr Squirrel. Just a harmless coffee table here. No need to be nervous. Come as close as you’d like ...

 

[mudlark]

Zen Coffee Table.

 

[Tigers!]

How damn long do I have to balance this cup?


If you squint your eyes enough it becomes a lovely blood dripping bone.

 

[angelo]

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I tel ya, life as a dog isn't such a bed of roses!

 

[ZiprHead]

The life of a service dog.

 

[Thomas II]

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Ceci n'est pas une pipe...

 

[WAB]

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Ceci n'est pas une pipe...

You win, Thomas II. Very clever.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, WAB!

or

 

[ruby sparks]

Dad, am I allowed to say that girl has a cool ass?

 

[jonatha]

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You know you're a hella banjo player when the other guys drop their guitars and pick up their shotguns

 

[blastula]

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Yes, he was playing Dueling Banjos.

 

[none]

Thanks, WAB!

or

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this is the police, come out with your shirt off

 

[ZiprHead]

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Uh oh, he's got a banjo! This shit just got real!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks, WAB!

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Despite endless attempts of her family to help her, Karen was just never the same after the Frosty left.

 

[ruby sparks]

David Blaine's latest stunt goes badly wrong.

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'Looney tunes'.


or

Local transracial man arrested for 'playing music while black'.


Or both.

 

[WAB]

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"Now, get me one million dollars in unmarked bills and a chopper, or I start playing this thing!"

 

[Atheos]

"This is the police. The neighbors are complaining. Put the banjo down and slowly step away from it and nobody gets hurt."