Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Ok, who Farted?

 

[Tigers!]

Blastula was the most accurate shot. Using battleships with a battleship was a devastating blast.

Give us your best salvo.

 

[blastula]

aye, aye, sir. caption this.

 

[ZiprHead]

Order, order. The amputee support group will now come to order.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In order to properly convey my contempt for your question, I’ll now step to the side and drink a glass of water while my aide responds with an evasive non-answer.

 

[WAB]

aye, aye, sir. caption this.

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Before I start, please ignore the man to my left with his fly open. And that's a phone in his pocket.

 

[ZiprHead]

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My pee pee is only this long, but check out the equipment on this guy.

 

[angelo]

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" Not guilty to the charge of sexual assault your honor. How can a man with a penis this size penetrate anyone!"

 

[Elixir]

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"We tried to rent a real venue for this meeting but it was just a teeny bit too expensive."

 

[blastula]

WAB, wins this one.

Before I start, please ignore the man to my left with his fly open. And that's a phone in his pocket.

 

[WAB]

WAB, wins this one.

Before I start, please ignore the man to my left with his fly open. And that's a phone in his pocket.

Thanks, blastula.

How about this:

 

[Wiploc]

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Exhibit 193 in the Sexy Vaping series.

Screen cap from the video tutorial on how to eat the new hands-free cotton candy.

"You don't believe we have a genie? Want to see it for yourself? Okay, just rub aunt Sally gently."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ugh. Thank god they finally left.

Note to self - don't toke up right before student office hours.

 

[gmbteach]

WAB, wins this one.

Before I start, please ignore the man to my left with his fly open. And that's a phone in his pocket.

Thanks, blastula.

How about this:

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I knew I shouldn’t have eaten last last halapeno.

 

[ZiprHead]

Taking the Tide Pod and Diet Coke challenge.

 

[angelo]

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Debbie Does Dallas.

 

[WAB]

I'm giving this to ZiprHead. Take 'er away, boss.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks

 

[none]

Thanks

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here I sit cheeks a flexin'

 

[angelo]

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Damn, Debbie Did Dallas and I missed out again!