Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Venkman!

 

[blastula]

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"I'll have what she's having," said nobody.

 

[Elixir]

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Still Life

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, it is kind of our own fault. They’re all watching us to make sure we don’t steal anything, but we did grab the curtains the second the waiter turned his back.

 

[SLD]

"The only way you’re ever going to get some, is to kill the lights so we can get away from these damn paparazzi!"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER (have to call it now)

"The only way you’re ever going to get some, is to kill the lights so we can get away from these damn paparazzi!"

All yours!

 

[SLD]

OK! Try this one!

 

[AirPoh]

OK! Try this one! View attachment 22856

I'm Too Sexy For My dad.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

No, I don't know why she's here either, but if I ask her to leave, I'd need to sit through a long and nagging phone call from my ex-wife and I don't want to deal with that. Just nod politely if she says anything and then ignore her like everyone else does.

 

[Wiploc]

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"I don't know that I'm a vampire, but I know I want to bite that neck."

 

[gmbteach]

OK! Try this one! View attachment 22856

Give me the girl, and I will get you elected next time.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So, in Japan, if you guys think real hard that she isn’t your daughter, is it okay to umm...

 

[angelo]

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So the wife swapping party is all set for tonight?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Why is she here?

 

[SLD]

OK! Try this one! View attachment 22856

Give me the girl, and I will get you elected next time.

OK! That might have actually been it! Winner.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks. Try this.

 

[angelo]

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Okay, the jokes gone too far. Now untie me you little shits!

 

[Tigers!]

Be a teacher they said. Mould the young ones lives they said.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks. Try this.

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Do not fucking ask me how my day was!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Teach the children well and let them lead the way."