Caption Contest

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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After thirteen years and $37.3 billion dollars, the Department of Defense finally received its prototype for the new CVN-81 Aircraft Carrier with Linear Mobility Capacity and an Adjustable Seat.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Uber shmuber.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Take that, Florida.

 

[Thomas II]

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Your complementary show of "Night Extravaganza By The Bay" is about to begin. Please proceed to the yacht...

 

[gmbteach]

Yeah, I’ve named her the Titanic cos she won’t ever sink.

 

[bilby]

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After the second American Civil War, newly independent Alabama embarked on a program to build and equip a navy that could challenge the might of the northern states.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Alabama... nuff said.

 

[SLD]

Okay then, how about this one?

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RTMF!

 

[angelo]

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The Polish navy's latest addition to their fleet.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, I'm huntin' elephant in the crimson tide.

 

[Tigers!]

Just waiting for that Jaws to show up.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Don2 wins it with the tribute to gubmint military spending.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Don2 wins it with the tribute to gubmint military spending.

Thank you!

Try this:

 

[ZiprHead]

Don2 wins it with the tribute to gubmint military spending.

Thank you!

Try this:

"Stop taking pictures and let me out, you incredible tool!"

 

[Atheos]

With our new Frog In A Blender kit you'll be amazed. With a rich blend of carefully selected spring vegetables and optional ginger root you'll barely taste the frog! Order now!

 

[Atheos]

Mammy always told me, "Son, eat one live frog first thing every morning and nothing worse will happen the whole day."

 

[Elixir]

Dude, I'm guaranteeing you - there are absolutely NO mosquitoes left in this bag!

 

[Thomas II]

The Frog and the Princess
"Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

 

[Tigers!]

Try our new fresh organic garden salad. When the frog dies it is no longer fresh.

 

[mudlark]

New from the Whizzo Chocolate Company! Crunchy Frog Salad!