Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Untie me now or I'm sticking with Common Core!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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Long story short, Ms. Bronfman took the Houdini sections out of her future lesson plans.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Joan of Arc lesson was going to need some modifications.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Rachel insisted that she'd bring God back into the classroom, for the benefit of the kids. Then she casually mentioned her horoscope for the day...

 

[gmbteach]

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Long story short, Ms. Bronfman took the Houdini sections out of her future lesson plans.

WINNER!!!!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

Teenage mutant ninja wut-the-fuck?

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

No, mum did not make my costume, my fucking dad did! Wanna make something of it?

 

[Tigers!]

Here we go:

Lord of the Flies - ninja version.

 

[Atheos]

Next time we see that spider is going to be the last time we see it.

 

[ZiprHead]

That school bully is gonna shit bricks tomorrow morning.

 

[Thomas II]

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead!

 

[WAB]

"Steal my lunch money one more time."

 

[blastula]

"Come at me, Ted Cruz."

 

[Wiploc]

"The Boy Scout motto is, 'Be prepared.'"

 

[angelo]

This ought to do it. No girl is gonna kiss this little black duck!

 

[Elixir]

Just hoping to make it through the day without my AK47. Basserds wouldn't let me take it to school.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Next time we see that spider is going to be the last time we see it.

Winner! Take it away, Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

Okay then, how about this one?

 

[Thomas II]

Okay then, how about this one?

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