Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

I don't know what you gave me for tea but I never want it again.

Its true. Australia really is the land down under.

 

[gmbteach]

Wow, you're right. Your dog is so hairy you can use static electricity to stick him to the ceiling.

Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh... the double. Thanks. Lets try something fresh. Here is context.

 

[Thomas II]

Oh... the double. Thanks. Lets try something fresh. Here is context.

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Ok, THAT was a shart!....Get me out!!!...NOW!!!

 

[Elixir]

“Wait! That’s not my good side!”

 

[ZiprHead]

The Human Centipede in its pupal stage.

 

[Tigers!]

Its chilling what you can get in the frozen aisle these days,

 

[hyzer]

Yoko Ono, still making bad art….

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Human Centipede in its pupal stage.

Yoko Ono, still making bad art….

The winners!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[Elixir]

Yoko Ono, still making bad art….

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks!

At the World Rock War reenactment, here we see a member of the Glam Rock battalion sacrificing himself to to save his fellow heroes. He knows the Grunge Rockers do not take prisoners.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

It needs more cowbell!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

It needs more cowbell!

The Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[hyzer]

The day the music died . . .

 

[Elixir]

When playing ‘Telephone’, it’s not fair to start with a dirty joke!

 

[Hermit]

#1 Nice tits.
#2 How dare you!
#3 I think that Negro wants to have sex with that White woman.
#4 Outrageous! We better call in the racial purity guards!
#5 Why does nobody ever ask me?
#6 Here they come already.
#7 Where?
#8 Wha? An article about the Ukraine? Who the fuck has ever heard about a Ukraine?

 

[Thomas II]

The day the music died . . .

… A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
… But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
… I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died...

WINNER!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!