Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Elixir has wandered off into a black hole somewhere so I will restart the thread.

 

[gmbteach]

I didn't know it was a no-parking zone!

 

[ZiprHead]

That's what I call perseverance.

 

[Thomas II]

Yellow was seen to be one of the good Native American colors. It demonstrated the wearer’s bravery and his willingness to battle till death. In addition to these two meanings, yellow was associated with intelligence and death...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He said if I didn't move my car, I'd regret it. Wonder what he meant.

 

[Elixir]

Free racing stripes? Count me in!

 

[hyzer]

Do these stripes make me look fat?

 

[Tigers!]

Elixir wins for looking at the bright side of stripes.

You go girl.

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
Caption this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so prou-ou-ou-oudly we hailed, at the twi-light’s last gle-e-aming. Whose bright stripes and broad stars, throught the perilous night, o’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming. And the rocket’s…red glare! Lots of bombs in the air, gave proof through the night, that we still had our flag. Oh does that star spangled banner wave o-o-o-over all we see, for the h-o-o-ome of the land, and the land…of the…FREE!

 

[jonatha]

Really feelin' it. Shoulda put more ketchup on that fifth cheeseburger...

 

[gmbteach]

I am not a crook!

 

[Thomas II]

Ay Jalisco, Jalisco, Jalisco, Jalisco
tú tienes tu novia que es Guadalajara,
muchacha bonita, la perla más rara,
de Jalisco es mi Guadalajara.

Y me gusta escuchar los mariachis,
cantar con el alma sus lindas canciones;
oir como suenan esos guitarrones
y echar un tequila con los valentones.

¡Ay Jalisco, no te rajes!
Me sale del alma gritar con calor,
abrir todo el pecho pa' echar este grito:
¡Qué lindo es Jalisco, palabra de honor!
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[Tigers!]

My heart, my heart

 

[Elixir]

Really feelin' it. Shoulda put more ketchup on that fifth cheeseburger...

WINNER!
Runner up; Tigers!

 

[jonatha]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Good thing my insurance covers Pacman straffing.

 

[Thomas II]

The Dangers of Masturbation

 

[Tigers!]

Self operating can openers still need some work before being made available to the public.

The Terminator couldn't remember where he put his lunch.

 

[jonatha]

Self operating can openers still need some work before being made available to the public.

Winner