Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Waddling to our next picture

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

"Hey, how you doin'?..."

 

[SLD]

How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? “Top and tails?” A whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s-your-father.'

 

[Elixir]

“Are you out here smoking grass again?!”

 

[Thomas II]

Suffering Succotash!

 

[ZiprHead]

"Dammit, Earl. It's Peking duck, not peeking duck."

 

[Tigers!]

The reference to grass seemed appropriate so Elixir gets the chokkies.

Next please.

 

[Elixir]

Thanks Tigers!
Next up;

 

[hyzer]

“Gilligan!”

 

[ZiprHead]

"And that's how I carried two boats with one trailer."

 

[Thomas II]

"Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to you..."

 

[gmbteach]

George, I got you the trailer for a reason, so use the fucking thing!

 

[Tigers!]

The first attempt to assassinate Prigozhin failed.

 

[SLD]

Thanks Tigers!
Next up;

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8,200 likes! 1,800 more and I get a new truck!

 

[Elixir]

“Gilligan!”

Hyzer runs off with another one.
WINNER!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! And now . . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meh... laundry day.

 

[mudlark]

"Feeling Froggy"?

 

[Elixir]

“Who says it’s not easy being green?”