Caption Contest

[Elixir]

“Been driving around all day, looking for someone who can tie my laces.”

 

[Thomas II]

Suddenly Fred realizes he has a fetish...

 

[Thomas II]

The Nephilim were on the earth in those days...

 

[Gospel]

Wife: Honey. I understand Paris uses different measurements but.. HOW?!?!

 

[blastula]

"Yes, I promise, your feet are so tiny, my dear."

 

[jonatha]

The Nephilim were on the earth in those days...

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Try this one...

 

[SLD]

Thanks! Try this one...

Jesus fucking Christ! The atheists are right! There is no god. Can see it now!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks! Try this one...

wait a minute... isn't god supposed to have a halo? Who is the dude with the horns.?

 

[bilby]

Thanks! Try this one...

These VR goggles are amazing. It's almost as though I can feel it sliding into my mouth!

 

[Tigers!]

The 2nd coming will start like this.

 

[hyzer]

Guy on the right, "Damn, the X-Ray glasses gag still works after all these years . . . "

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread and out of contest]

"We're going to need a bigger boot."

 

[Thomas II]

The 2nd coming will start like this.

WINNER!

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you. And next for your perusal

 

[jonatha]

Boston Dynamics unveils its entry model

 

[Elixir]

The lure that caught the world record barracuda!

 

[gmbteach]

Oh oh, Australia now has things that will kill machinery.

 

[hyzer]

I don't know what this is, but I just ordered a bunch for mailing to Trump and his defense team under the title: "butt plugs."

 

[Tigers!]

The lure that caught the world record barracuda!

In Australia we use these to catch Barramundi

Elixir has lured a winner!

Time to toss your shrimp on the barbie (no, not the movie)