Caption Contest

[hyzer]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Side effects of Trimetazidine include sore throat, runny nose, ability to land a quad, diarrhea...

 

[Elixir]

No, it's not a wetsuit, and the blue stuff isn't water!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

 

[gmbteach]

I knew the earrings would way me down.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

Spoiler: Low class sexist comment.

"When she finally agrees to anal."

You don't know how much I hesitated before posting that.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Valieva in nightmare dream state, about to go on the ice in the Olympics and can not remember any part of her routine., having not practiced it ever.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

Spoiler: Low class sexist comment.

"When she finally agrees to anal."

You don't know how much I hesitated before posting that.

She is also technically 15 years old.

 

[ZiprHead]

Well, I said it was a low class sexist comment. Frankly, I don't follow the Olympics so I really didn't know who this was.

 

[Tigers!]

Must we hear about Putin and the Ukraine again?

 

[hyzer]

Must we hear about Putin and the Ukraine again?

The Winner!

 

[blastula]

If I have to hear Bolero one more time...

 

[bilby]

If I have to hear Bolero one more time...

No wonder she was starting to un-Ravel.

 

[Tigers!]

Oh i won again. Been a while between drinks.
Here's one to scratch at.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Sweetie, your y's look like crap.

 

[Elixir]

To the person with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
To the person with a screwdriver, everything looks like a ... notepad?

 

[jonatha]

Now get out the Phillips and we'll work on cursive...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

An unresolvable dispute with a neighbor can always be managed by handing a tool to a small child.

 

[Tigers!]

Now get out the Phillips and we'll work on cursive...

This one reminded me too much of my grade 2 teacher.


Jonatha wins and is awarded the next scratching (though not fingernails down the blackboard).

There were a couple of entries I'd thought I'd see
1. No you don't. I can tell.
2. Good job that's your mum's car

 

[SLD]

Thanks! Here ya'll go . . .

Spoiler: Low class sexist comment.

"When she finally agrees to anal."

You don't know how much I hesitated before posting that.

She is also technically 15 years old.

Old enough to bleed . . .