ideologyhunter
Contributor
So...let's see-- we have, spurred on by Conservative media and politicians promoting livestock medicine, a huge uptick in Conservatives getting sick from taking livestock medicine, but being unable to get hospital beds due to the huge uptick in Conservatives celebrating their freedumbs by not getting a free, effective, and widely available vaccine taking up those beds.
This may not be the worst thing in the world for America, and if nothing else, seems poised to ratchet our collective IQ incrementally higher.
In all fairness, the media (even Fox) has not taken the time to spell out the integrated, holistic setting which is the only setting for taking ivermectin. If you're going to try ivermectin, for God's sake go full Trump with it.
1) Your diet needs to include high quality grains, cereal grasses (premium alfalfa), and an occasional apple.
2) Salt block is a MUST. If you can afford it, get pink Himalayan salt.
3) Proper bedding may include a mat but you can do just as well with a simple layer of wood shavings or rice hulls.
4) Have a physician look over your new health regimen. Obviously you will have to find an enlightened MD who is not hung up on CDC "research" or "medical updates". Ask for a complete physical exam and do not overlook withers and hocks.
5) (Men only) It is advisable to have a technician collect semen on a regular basis, either by standard palpation (the preferred Trump method) or by electroejaculation (which was often practiced by Melania, but in an entirely different context and from a different agenda.)
6) (Females only) A mix of fresh clover and hyssop will enhance the action of ivermectin, but also spur the libido and increase fertility.
7) Spray your quarters for horseflies and other vermin. Allow time in the sun but always have shade available. Do not bite your doctor.