WAB
Veteran Member
The alt-right was shitting their pants when First Lady Michelle Obama suggested children having fruit for dessert. Don't give me this healthy lifestyle bullshit. That has to be one of the most disingenuous arguments the alt-right is providing now. If the Government punished people for being overweight, the alt-right would be up in arms... literally.
I once ate too many apricots as a kid and shit my pants, so its not an unfounded fear. As I recall, the people who shit their pants (figuratively, anyway) from Mrs. Obama's lunch edict were the kids themselves. They even wrote their own song and the video became a bit of a sensation back in the day.
I seriously doubt anyone (except perhaps some idiots on the fringe of the right-wing nutjob range of the spectrum) "shit their pants" over Mrs. Obama's suggestion to eat fruit for breakfast.
Now - and this becomes tedious as fuck to have to explain everything - if eating fruit for breakfast ever became an actual mandate ----,
whether in literal gubmint form or strong encouragement and shaming dealt out by the Lefty-Loosey wingnuts on the opposite nutjob-end of the political spectrum (which is where they actually met, and will meet, as in hardline fascism and in-practice communism and/or theoretical Marxism, historically and right now), like certain posters at TFT, elsewhere, AND the CDC), ---
then I don't know what to tell you. ....[hold steady, Concord, we're almost there!]...THEN, if that were to actually happen, which I seriously doubt, then there could very well be some kind of low-level civil war, in which case the armed rebels on both silly extreme sides will sorely lose to the American Military/Industrial/Political complex, and there will be much suffering and much blood - incidentally (or not) and sadly (or not, depending on whether you are really an empathetic person or just pretending to be one), from the throats and veins of innocents, who always get caught in the crossfire when IDIOTS begin to arm themselves and start marching with slogans and songs and paint cans and frozen water bottles, eggs, matches, lighters, butane lighters, grill-lighters, or other fire-starters and/or accelerants (the idiots!), torches, bibles, copies of Atlas Shrugged - dog-eared, beaten, and highlighted all over, with exclamation points, copies of Animal Farm or 1984 or Brave New World, etc, - T-shirts with the newest fashion-trend political bromide,...etc, etc, etc&...
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