dystopian
Veteran Member
If they're blowing up weapons (including tunnels--they're basically a weapon) there's no need to kill and thus they call ahead to shoo people away. Sometimes Hamas makes the people stay and die anyway.
Hamas Goon #1: "The Israeli's called saying they were going to bomb this place!"
Hamas Goon #2: "Quick! Run for your lives while leaving behind all the weapons we conveniently gathered up in the same place from which we're shooting a random stray rocket with which to frighten the zionists!"
Hamas Goon #1: "What about the tunnel?"
Hamas Goon #2: "Bring the tunnel! War knows no weapon as devilish as the mighty tunnel. INDEED! Soon we shall unveil to the evil zionists our mightiest tunnel yet! They will know fear like they have never known fear! No army may stand before the tunnel mk.2! MUAHAHA!"
Hamas Goon #1: "You always do this."
Hamas Goon #2: "Do what?"
Hamas Goon #1: "Cackle madly while talking the tunnel mk.2 instead of fleeing from our highly effective rocket-firing-positions-slash-inexplicably-centralized-ammo-depots (TM)."