DrZoidberg
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I love blueberries but never have much luck cooking with them other than muffins or something where you just drop them in. I made blueberry curd and it came out runny like a sauce. I've attempted traditional blueberry pie or tart recipes, straightforward, super easy, and yet came out runny or floury or not very flavorful. Last night I made blueberry filling for the Thanksgiving tarts I'm bringing on Saturday. Checked this morning to see how it set and it is floury and thickly goopy and tastes like cheap grape jelly. :/
Have I been naive all these years thinking blueberries were a fairly easy, forgiving ingredient to cook with? Give me chocolate, lemons, most other fruits, and I will knock your socks off making something out of it, but blueberries? Fuck you, lady. Good luck making anything out of us. Mwahahahaha!
You should try Scandinavian blueberries. Proper name "billberries". You'll think American blueberries taste like water after that. Taste explosion. Amaze.