Fantastic Four movie news!
That's right, after the endless series of disasters, FOX is making yet another Fantastic Four movie, this time with the main characters reimagined as children. You know what? I never liked the FF comic, but at this point even I feel violated.
Of course we know that FOX is doing this to thumb their noses at Marvel. They don't actually care of the movies are any good or even if they make money as long as they can keep certain copyrights away from Marvel. In light of the recent buzz about the upcoming Black Panther movie, let's consider the cost of this copyright hissy fit just on the Black Panther movies.
We will never see[ent]hellip[/ent]
- T'Challa fighting the entire Fantastic Four by himself
- Science bro moments between Reed Richards and T'Challa
- Latveria-Wakanda war
- Dora Milaje vs Doombots
- Shuri forcing Dr Doom to kneel in submission
- T'Challa hiring Deadpool to assassinate Dr Doom (yes, that really happened)
We're going to miss all those big deal moments so that FOX can make a kiddie version of the Fantastic Four that we all know is going to be a terrible movie? I want to cry.
Oh, and outside of Black Panther, we will never see Avengers vs Galactus. The X-Men will not train Misty Knight. Beast will never join the Avengers. No Squirrel Girl versus Galactus. Jean Grey will not provide therapy for Jessica Jones.