Who are you calling a passel?!Solicit advice from a professional, not from a passel of internet crackpots.I am wondering how I can have the best possible chance of winning my congressional race when I run for office. I would like to know how I can make sure that I win a seat in congress and get as many votes as possible.
Wait, according to my friend Mr Google, 160 pounds is only 70kg. At 190cm tall, 70kg is very scrawny indeed. Have you considered a career as a model for L S Lowry? (Unfortunately for your prospects, he died in 1976).in REAL LIFE I'm 6'3 I weigh over 160 pounds
That's a horrible thing to say! "The House Republicans are not the enemy, they’re the opposition. The Senate is the enemy." - Tip O'NeillThat's "future Senator" to you, pal!You'd probably look great in drag.
Jus' sayin
And you have so much personality...
Tom
Sure you are, Marge.[Removed because abusive] First of all in REAL LIFE I'm 6'3 I weigh over 160 pounds and I guarantee you would never say that shit to my face.We are contributing. We are contributing to making a better world by keeping you out of political office.I don't know why you comment on my post if you only have nothing to contribute.Good. Make that your campaign slogan and don't change a single word.All I am worried about is winning when I run and getting an office seat like I want.
Says the guy dog-whistling. Don't think we don't know "y'all" is just a right-wing code word for "you people".Could y'all just... Stop quoting the abusive language?
See, that's exactly the sort of thing you can't say on a CNN interview...(Rather spicy post)
You're kinda cute when you're angry.Nah I'm tired of your ass.
I haven't gone around yet. I feel I have a good message though when I do talk to voters.Step one is “testing the waters”. Have you tested the waters yet? That is, gone around your district talking to voters to see how receptive they are to your message?
What is your message? Pretend I’m in your district and you want my vote. Let’s hear it. Why should I vote for you?
I am asking for your vote because we need to secure our borders. Illegal immigration is becoming a huge problem in this country and we need to stop the illegal immigration crisis in this country. We need to make sure our border is secure and start deporting migrants who are here in this country illegally.Make sure you have a thorough understanding of sections 100.72(a) and 100.131(a) of the Federal Election Campaign Acts contribution limits and prohibitions.
And you’ll need a treasurer.
But first things first. Why should I vote for you?
I want to hold political office to secure our borders, stop illegal immigration, do mass deportations of migrants, overturn same sex marriage, criminalize same sex relationships, stop gender affirming care, grow our economy, build our military, protect women and men's sports, reduce crime, giving tax breaks to middle class and the rich, abortion.Number one rule in politics and also in posting on Internet forums:
1. Don't ask questions you do not want to know the answers to.
Here’s a question for you—and it’s a very sincere question:
Why do you want to hold political office?
I am just going to say what I need to in order to get the most votes then do what I want when I get in office.
I am just going to say what I need to in order to get the most votes then do what I want when I get in office.
Your both AND more. You type all this stuff rude, disrespectful stuff behind a screen but would NEVER say it to my face. Coward, hypocrite and fake tough person online but in real life a scary ass dude who wouldn't say shit to my face.Hypocrite? Coward? Or both?I am just going to say what I need to in order to get the most votes then do what I want when I get in office.