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My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He’s a Singer song writer.... or sew it seems.
He’s a Singer song writer.... or sew it seems.
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I know a joke about trickle down wealth, but 99% of you won't get it.
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so. "
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated:
"Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so. "
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated:
"Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora....... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?
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Mom and Dad are searching their son's room for marijuana. They dig through his closet and find a big stash of BDSM porn.
Mom says, "What do we do about this?"
Dad says, "I dunno, but we probably shouldn't spank him."
Mom says, "What do we do about this?"
Dad says, "I dunno, but we probably shouldn't spank him."
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Please tell me all you're doing is eating them.
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My wife cuts them up and pours salt on them.
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Old Percy is ranting. "I cut trees for 15 years. Folks don't call me Percy the Tree Cutter. I was a contractor for ten years after that. But they don't call me Percy the Contractor. But you fuck just one pig..."
