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A representative from a brewery called a workers wife to inform her that her husband had drowned in a vat of beer.
"Did he go quickly?" she asked.
"Not exactly." Was the reply. "He climbed out twice to go to the restroom."
I heard that joke with the punchline that he fought off 3 men who tried to get him out.
Zipr is American.
You are Australian.
Get it?
Tom
Thanks for the explanation.
 
A representative from a brewery called a workers wife to inform her that her husband had drowned in a vat of beer.
"Did he go quickly?" she asked.
"Not exactly." Was the reply. "He climbed out twice to go to the restroom."
I heard that joke with the punchline that he fought off 3 men who tried to get him out.
I've always heard it as an Irish joke, with the dead man's friend giving the bad news to the wife. "And did he suffer much, or was it quick?"
"Oh, it was hours, I'm afraid. He climbed out twice to have a pee."
 
A woman arrived at a party & while scanning the guests she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen." "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
 
 
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