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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
 
I went to a Norwegian restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got fried whale meat, roast whale meat, or broiled whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'

'Whale meat again.'

 
bilby said:
I went to a Norwegian restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got fried whale meat, roast whale meat, or broiled whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'

'Whale meat again.'

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:confused::confused::confused:

I guess if Wikipedia had existed long before a number of violent conflicts might have been avoided.
 
jonatha said:
bilby said:
I went to a Norwegian restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got fried whale meat, roast whale meat, or broiled whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'

'Whale meat again.'

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:confused::confused::confused:

I guess if Wikipedia had existed long before a number of violent conflicts might have been avoided.
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Seriously?

There are people in the English speaking world who haven't heard of Vera Lynn??

Fuck, I must be even older than I think.

As Roger Waters put it:
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera, Vera
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?
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Please don't tell me you need Wikipedia to tell you who Roger Waters is.
 
bilby said:
Seriously?

There are people in the English speaking world who haven't heard of Vera Lynn??

Fuck, I must be even older than I think.

As Roger Waters put it:
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera, Vera
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?
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Please don't tell me you need Wikipedia to tell you who Roger Waters is.
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Is he Pink?

(Ever hear of Stringbean Akeman?)
 
jonatha said:
bilby said:
Seriously?

There are people in the English speaking world who haven't heard of Vera Lynn??

Fuck, I must be even older than I think.

As Roger Waters put it:
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day?
Vera, Vera
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?
Click to expand...

Please don't tell me you need Wikipedia to tell you who Roger Waters is.
Click to expand...

Is he Pink?
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No, this is Pink:
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(Ever hear of Stringbean Akeman?)
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From Grand Ole Opry?

No. Never heard of him :(
 
Farmer Norm went to see his friend Bert.
When he reached the house he asked Bert's wife where Bert was.
In the shed she said.
When Norm got to the shed he found Bert prancing around his tractor with rose petals scattered on the ground.
"What are you doing Bert?" asked Norm incredulously.
"My wife has been distant to me lately" replied Bert.
"The marriage counselor said I should do something to a tractor"
 
bilby said:
I was once involved in a secret genetic modification project; We were splicing crocodilian genes into a homing pigeon.

I expect it will come back to bite me one day...
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That joke has no teeth.

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For Christmas 2016 I got my mother-in-law a cemetery plot.
Last Christmas I got her nothing.
When she asked why I said you hadn't used your previous gift.
 
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