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[ZiprHead]

My wife asked me to pass her her lipstick. I gave her the kids glue stick instead. She still isn’t talking to me.

 

[hyzer]

My wife asked me to pass her her lipstick. I gave her the kids glue stick instead. She still isn’t talking to me.

There is pretty funny tape out there of Art Bell telling the story of how, during a commercial break in his show, tried to fix a broken cart stack with a stick of superglue, opening the top with his mouth and gluing his lips together.

 

[Tigers!]

My wife asked me to pass her her lipstick. I gave her the kids glue stick instead. She still isn’t talking to me.

Anything for a happy marriage.