Make one for Malintent that says "die mad about I.T. support over the phone"
haha! Or one for Bilby that says, "die mad about the US not using the metric system or celsius and people calling nut juice 'milk'."
Geez. Give you Seppos 25.4mm and you take 1.61km. I do have some 0.556 degrees of tolerance, but I draw the line at calling things 'milk' that didn't originate in a mammary gland. It really gets on my tits.