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Keith&Co.
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....in my defense.
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Love is a many-splendored thing because of three coins in the fountain where the boys are.
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And 2024 skin graft technology sounds like a business set up last year for deconverting Jewish guys.
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When she finally agrees to anal and she comes back with a strap on...
WAB
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Yeah....uh-huh...keep going...uh-huh...
WAB
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Well, since I paid for the space...
Keep going...so what happened next? Come on...tell us...keep going...uh-huh...
Well, since I paid for the space...
Keep going...so what happened next? Come on...tell us...keep going...uh-huh...
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Grandma's Asymptote Adage:
"Of a little take a little and of a little leave a little and you'll always have a little."
"Of a little take a little and of a little leave a little and you'll always have a little."
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American Indian adage: Never take the first plant you come upon. That way you'll never take the last.
WAB
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Ooooh, ooooh ooooooohhh!! (Arnold Horshcack voice) I got one, Mista KotEEEEEre!
Hito wo noroeba, ana fŭtatsu.
Hito wo noroeba, ana fŭtatsu.
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Is blowjob one word or two?
I hate writing Valentine's cards.
I hate writing Valentine's cards.
James Brown
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Would the joke work better if those two sentences were switched?
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No. The possibilities are more open ended this way. More surprise.
Is...or two? It's for a performance eval so i need to be sure.
Is...or two? Grandma's an English teacher, don't wanna disappoint her. Again.
Is...or two? None of the other nuns want to tell me.
Is...or two? I hate choreographing orgies.
Is...or two? I hate reporting Republican fund-raisers.
James Brown
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Hmm. I think some of your examples land better if the sentences are switched. You start with a relatively mundane task, one that many people can sympathize with or have experienced. Then you pivot to the blow job line, and people giggle like they're twelve years old.
The 'choreographing orgies' example could go either way, as both sentences are sexual in nature and are thus more equally weighted on the titillating scale.
The 'choreographing orgies' example could go either way, as both sentences are sexual in nature and are thus more equally weighted on the titillating scale.
Atheos
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Few things make a joke more humorous than analyzing it.
James Brown
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A poor joke rewritten can be a better joke.
Atheos
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No doubt. And a great joke can be ruined with a poor delivery.
