Take with a grain of salt any statement following the words "What happened was" (or equvilant).
When she finally agrees to anal and she comes back with a strap on...
Grandma's Asymptote Adage:
"Of a little take a little and of a little leave a little and you'll always have a little."
Is blowjob one word or two?
I hate writing Valentine's cards.
No. The possibilities are more open ended this way. More surprise.Is blowjob one word or two?
I hate writing Valentine's cards.
Would the joke work better if those two sentences were switched?
I hate filling out expense reports. <pause> Is 'blowjob' one word or two?