Profound Thoughts

[Elixir]

Whomever came up with pockets in sweat pants is a genius.

How do you know he was wearing sweatpants?

 

[ZiprHead]

Bulimia is not a laughing matter. When I hear people joking about it I just want to throw up.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why is the burden of proof different if it fits under your ass?

"You ever been to France?" "No." "Okay."

"You know how to drive stick?" "No." "Okay."

"I can't find the TV remote. Are you sitting on it?" "No." "...Stand up."

 

[SLD]

If heaven is the opposite of hell, is it freezing cold? I think it would have to be since it’s way above us where the atmosphere is so thin.

well if it’s as ski resort then it’d be OK.

 

[ZiprHead]

Some people are proof that light is faster than sound: they appear bright before you hear them speak.

 

[mudlark]

A cup holder is a cup cup.

 

[Elixir]

 

[ZiprHead]

Why are they called undertakers. Shouldn't they be under-puters?

 

[Keith&Co.]

When guests stay overnight, an air mattress is the perfect choice...if they want to sleep on the floor, but not right away.

 

[Gospel]

The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every English dictionary.

See you in the suggestions section because of this.

 

[Elixir]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

*Something Michelle Obama said*

- Melania Trump

Yes, I’m aware this is a bit late to the game.

 

[skepticalbip]

I was thinking that the "what does 'it' mean" step should rightly be credited to Bill Clinton.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Remember 2020? We said, Do Not Drink Bleach! Are you listening to crazy people?

2021? We said, Do Not Take Horse Dewormer! Are you crazy?

2022, now. They're taking Viagra. And drinking their own piss. And... Well, I dunno about you? But what i'm saying is, You Do You, Uncle Don.

 

[bilby]

 

[SLD]

Is Meat Loaf in paradise by the dashboard lights? Or did he finally make it to home plate?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Is Meat Loaf in paradise by the dashboard lights? Or did he finally make it to home plate?

I dunno, but we DO know what the "that" is that he won't do...vax.

 

[ZiprHead]

Is Meat Loaf in paradise by the dashboard lights? Or did he finally make it to home plate?

I dunno, but we DO know what the "that" is that he won't do...vax.

Did he die of covid? I haven't heard the COD yet.

ETA: Yup, although unknown if he was vaxxed or not.

 

[SLD]

Is Meat Loaf in paradise by the dashboard lights? Or did he finally make it to home plate?

I dunno, but we DO know what the "that" is that he won't do...vax.

Did he die of covid? I haven't heard the COD yet.

ETA: Yup, although unknown if he was vaxxed or not.

Nope.

Meat Loaf was anti-vaccine mandate, reportedly seriously ill with COVID before death

The late rocker Meat Loaf was outspokenly anti-vaccine mandate and anti-mask before his COVID-related death.

nypost.com

 

[ZiprHead]

Is Meat Loaf in paradise by the dashboard lights? Or did he finally make it to home plate?

I dunno, but we DO know what the "that" is that he won't do...vax.

Did he die of covid? I haven't heard the COD yet.

ETA: Yup, although unknown if he was vaxxed or not.

Nope.

Meat Loaf was anti-vaccine mandate, reportedly seriously ill with COVID before death

The late rocker Meat Loaf was outspokenly anti-vaccine mandate and anti-mask before his COVID-related death.

nypost.com

So... Hermain Cain award winner.